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Sick Of The Keyboard Cat? I Don’t Care.

June 1st, 2009

I wish I could utilize the Keyboard Cat in real life.

Someone tells a bad joke? Play him off…

Someone got drunk and started talking like Chandler? Play him off…

Someone lost their wallet a month ago and still hasn’t gotten new cards? Play him off…

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Best Lunch Ever

June 1st, 2009

You know how some days you go out and end up getting a lunch that completely hits the spot. Well that my friends was NOT me today. I got a grilled teriyaki chicken in a wrap and by the time I got back to my desk it was completely soggy and just plain old terrible, and it Mid-Twon that means $12. As such to make myself feel better I made my rounds on the Internet and found YET Another trailer/preview for what looks to be one of the best movies ever, you know it as The Hangover.

UPDATE – was just on IMDB and they are already in Hangover 2 in deveolpment, which I am sure is going to suck…so upset

The Hangover Movie “Stu’s Song” Restricted

Two days before his wedding, Doug (JUSTIN BARTHA) and his three friends (BRADLEY COOPER, ED HELMS and ZACH GALIFIANAKIS) drive to Las Vegas for a blow-out bachelor party theyll never forget. But, in fact, when the three… more >
Two days before his wedding, Doug (JUSTIN BARTHA) and his three friends (BRADLEY COOPER, ED HELMS and ZACH GALIFIANAKIS) drive to Las Vegas for a blow-out bachelor party theyll never forget. But, in fact, when the three groomsmen wake up the next morning, they cant remember a thing. For some reason, they find a tiger in the bathroom and a six-month-old baby in the closet of their suite at Caesars Palace. The one thing they cant find is Doug. With no clue as to what transpired and little time to spare, the trio must retrace their hazy steps and all their bad decisions in order to figure out where things went wrong and hopefully get Doug back to L.A. in time to walk down the aisle

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Anchor Blooper

June 1st, 2009

Everyone knows we love when a news anchor makes a huge mistake. This mistake may kill this guy because I am pretty sure Jay-Z and his entourage just hopped on a flight to the twin titties cities. But in this guys defense he was just trying to not think about her enormous tights.

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Cheese Rolling

June 1st, 2009

I am not exactly sure what the point of the “Cheese” is but this video brought me 3+ minutes of pure enjoyment. At the one minute mark this woman gets absolutely smoked by some dude falling at high speed.

Wiki Update -

From the top of the hill a round of Double Gloucester cheese is rolled, and competitors race down the hill after it. The first person over the finish line at the bottom of the hill wins the cheese. In theory, competitors are aiming to catch the cheese, but since it has a one second head start and can reach speeds up to 70mph (112 km/h), enough to knock over and injure a spectator, this rarely occurs.

So basically if you win you have 2 broken legs but get a wheel of cheap cheese.. so..

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Sunday Funday

June 1st, 2009

So yesterday I did about as little as humanly possible with-out going into a coma, but during my day of Hibernation I did see a very funny event happen live. During one of the commercials crying and watching Extreme Makeover: Home Edition I flipped to MTV to catch some of the Movie Awards. First I see Eminem sing his two singles of his new album, both of which I like.  But then Sasha Cohen, as a promotion for his new film, came flying down from the rafters in his Bruno outfit, basically naked from the waist down, and right onto Eminem’s face. And let me tell you he got pissed.

He started with a “are you f*cking Serious” to, ”yo get this Mova “f*cking f*got off me” At which point he entourage just began to hit and punch bruno with no ryme or reason..All and all great TV.

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Barkley Officially Doesn’t Give a F*CK

June 1st, 2009

Why to hide the p*ssy comment under a cough Bark… I can’t believe anyone even decoded that.

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