WOW, people in Minnesota literally have nothing to do. Please go to the 1:20 mark where the owner of the Wild interviews a 4th grader, who wants 3k a year and will put $300 away for college
Can not figure out how to embed. Enjoy Kelley!
(NOTE: figured out how to Embed…)
I wonder how much a-rod paid Mary Carey to bang Melky to interview Melkey Cabrera in a hotel room, presumably drunk, with their shirts off. You have to believe he did right, I mean anything to get the attention of of him and the one upon a time gorgeous Kate Hudson (pre-Matthew McConaughey, that dude just ruins girls).
Some of the riveting questions ex-Porn Star and now political starlet Mary Carey asked:
Do you like Peanuts because they sell them at baseball games?
Are you guy? Is A-Rod gay? Where you two gay in the Dominican Republic?
Did you see ASSononomous where 4 dudes did me in the butt? (ok I made that up, but I saw it)
I promise I won’t post a Conan video everyday… well, maybe “promise” is a bit strong. How about this… i will mildly try? Good.
So this is a new skit that Conan unveiled last night called “Twitter Tracker”. Pretty good… and will most likely be a mainstay. Now, what Conan should do here is start a Twitter with this and re-tweet (RT) fake celebrity tweets. That would be fantastic. Make this shit go viral!
Us here at SLT grieve long and hard when bad things happen to good people. And late last night a terrible thing happened to a visionary of grand proportions. In January of 2009 Donald Crabtree saw a niche no one else thought of, he decided that men all around Maine wanted to look at Boobies and Thongs when they drank thier morning coffee and ate their morning….donouts, you sicko’s. And how right he was. Although there was many proponents of Grandview Topless Coffee Shop in Vassalboro, Maine, he business flourished during it’s first 5 months, only to have June 2nd come around.
Flames engulfed the Grandview Topless Coffee Shop on Route 3 in Vassalboro at 1 a.m., Fire Chief Eric Rowe said. With the help of nine other fire departments, crews extinguished the three-alarm blaze after battling it for about five hours.
“There is nothing left of the main part of the building where the coffee shop was,” Rowe said. “It just went right through the whole main part of it.”
Now I ask you fellow SLT readers three questions:
1) How the fuck did we not know about Grandview Topless Coffee Shop and how had we not sceduled a field trip
2) How are there not a bunch of these all over America? I mean someone could have a whole knew idea. Like “Dunkin her Donuts” or “Honey Do Her Donugts” people would just naturally mistake them anyway, your business would boom. Someone get on that and give me 3% finders fee.
3) Was this a fire started by Arsen. I say 100%. Some bitch in Vassalboro, ME found out her husband was going there every morning and burned it down. END OF STORY.
I almost feel bad writing this, especially since who I am about to make fun of I do not mind. The Yankees, in order at first, then random of who I would make fun of goes as such.
A-Roid
A-Fraud
A-Joke
A-Choke
Matsui
Michael Kay
Damon
everyone else
John Sterling
I honestly do not mind Sterling, I mean some of his one liners are really dated, and his whole report with Susan whatever her name is, is just terrible, but he is at least not Michael Kay. That being said he really messed up this call, which is quite funny.
When Obama was asked who he thought would win the NBA Championship, his reply was:
“Lakers in six, I think.”
Regardless of what you think of his handling of the financial crisis, his foreign policy or choice of cabinet members you have to respect his choice in the Lakers. KOBE KOB!
Probably one of the coolest shows on TV is Man V. Wild is the insane nutbag Bear Grylls, who is an ex Special Forces who now just gets dropped into the weirdest places to survive. To do so I have seen him drink his own pee, use his his own poop to cover the smell of his body from wolves and now he has to manage a 6′4 220LB funny man Will Ferrell. I watched this last night and I have to tell you it was fantastic TV. Ferrell was hilarious, as always, but you saw a cool side of Grylls, who was just as funny.
But the craziest part of this episode was when they found a frozen dear that they chopped the head off and cooked (ate the eyeballs for dinner, but it took all night to defrost the cheek muscles, thus ate that for breakfast. I know Ferrell is doing this for his new movie “Land of the Lost” (which had a commercial preview during every break) but it was still insane.
If I were you I would find it and watch it.