umm.. comfort wipe? “first major upgrade to TP since the 1800’s” ?? ever heard of wet wipes?
Mow the lawn… I do not even know what to say here.. This is insanity. Do they show this on TV? Is this street legal? The whole time I am thinking this is not about… wait is this going to be about…. OMFG this is about mowing the lawn..
Ok, so since my moral compass is completely screwed up today I will finish with a bang. First I blogged about a 10 year old saying racial slurs, then a blog about how some little rich black kid wants to be more rich so he is going to become a Jew, and to sum everything up we talk about homo’s.
Did anyone NOT think that wrestling would turn into a gay sport? You have two kids, in speedo’s, all sweaty rubbing each others warm bodies up against one another the same way Adam Lambert rubs up on every tranny at the NY Gay and Lezbo parade.
In a segment to air on June 14th at 9 am, ESPN’s ‘Behind the Lines’ interviews Paul Donahoe and Kenny Jordan, the Nebraska wrestlers that were dismissed for participating in porn videos on the Fratmen.TV website. Donahoe left Nebraska to go to Edinboro University and is again ranked #1 in his weight nationally. Jordan now attends Purdue University.
Say Jordan: “We didn’t kill anybody. We didn’t put anybody in a hospital. We’re not selling drugs. We’re not bad kids, you know. We did some porn. Get over it…I didn’t threaten anyone’s life. I’m puttin’ smiles on people’s faces.”
Oh boy are you putting smiles on peoples face…
Bobbie J. Thompson is one funny little kid. He was absolutely hysterical in Role Models and has been really funny in other flicks like Fred Clause. Other than that I do not remember anything he has been in but he is still very funny and would totally kick the crap out of the racist spelling B kid below. He just came out with a rap video about switching to be a black Jew.
I feel like my post’s today are messing up my moral compass.
Honestly Spelling Bee, lets be a little less racist when choosing words for the kids. But seriously I would think they would have know this was going to occur.. I love how the announcers don’t blink and eye and a act like everything is on the up and up.
While the Hurricane and I agree on one thing, this mid-week series in June is the BIGGEST EVER, I can’t let two SAWX posts stand atop SLT for too long. So I give you one of the greatest sports traditions ever… that’s right, I said ever:
Oh… and I am calling for Papi to go 2 – 14 this series with 45 pop-ups and 73 strike-outs. That math adds up… just trust me.
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Not sure if anyone has been watching but David Ortiz started off kind of bad but is currently in the midst of a 6 game hitting streak and batting .367 during that stretch. That pretty much means he is going to hit 7 HR’s in what some people are calling the biggest series of all time, which starts tonight at Fenway…
Biggest series ever is starting tonight. Sox V. Yankees, I mean whomever wins tonight is going to win everything,then come tomorrow whomever wins is going to go all the way, but THEN on Thursday, oh go big Thursday.. Imagine if the Red Sox and Yankees split game 1 & 2 and we have a rubber match! Holy shit. Might as well give the rings to whomever wins that!
Here is just a sample of why the sox are so much better:
Per Si.com (on drafting since 2001):
Would you rather be the team that has had the second best draft or 24th? I mean this is a STAYSTICALY proven FACT.. Has to be true.
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| Picks | MLB | Steal | Bust | Unsigned | Traded/Cut | |||
| 502 | 37 | Kevin Youkilis (8th round, 2001) |
Rick Asadoorian | Pedro Alvarez | Freddy Sanchez | |||
 Current Key Players:Youkilis, Jonathan Papelbon (pictured), Dustin Pedroia, Jon Lester, Manny Delcarmen
Lowdown:Boston’s system is dripping with young stars (Youkilis, Pedroia, Papelbon) and a seemingly never-ending supply of live arms. |
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| Picks | MLB | Steal | Bust | Unsigned | Traded/Cut | |||
| 504 | 32 | Jeff Karstens (19th Rd, 2003) |
Jon Poterson | Chris Davis | Karstens | |||
 Current Key Players:Joba Chamberlain (pictured), Phil Hughes, Brett Gardner
Lowdown:Of the players who’ve reached the MLBs over the last decade, only Chamberlain has displayed the ability to match the surrounding hype.
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But it gets better, NY Post:
The Yankees will have “home-field” advantage at Fenway Park tonight, thanks to one fan’s grassroots effort to sabotage the Red Sox.
Ian Ferris, 30, a Bombers fan in the heart of Red Sox Nation, green-thumbed his nose at Boston by planting Yankee Stadium grass in the Fenway infield during a May 31 Phish concert.
Yankee Stadium grass seeds went on sale this year. Ferris hid the seeds in his pants as he entered Fenway, filled the bag with water and tossed it onto the infield.
“This is payback,” said Ferris, who manages a Hooters in Vermont. “If even one blade of grass sprouts on the field, I feel it was a success.”
He said he hoped the stunt would undo the jinx put on the new Yankee Stadium by a jersey-burying construction worker, Gino Castignoli of The Bronx. But Castignoli is not concerned.
“My curse is working,” he said. “It’s typical of a Yankee fan to think you can buy a jinx in a bag. When will they learn, you don’t win with your wallet but with your heart?”
This guy is so gay. Hey I know what I will do, I will buy some seeds and go to a Phish concert at Fenway park.. THEN I will plant the NY Yankee field seeds and drop them around Fenway park. Does this guy not realize that seeds are seeds, just because the Yankees sell them with their label on them does not make them special. I am sure they are some brand or mixture, but they have absolutely no relation. This guy is a friggin idiot. Ladies and Gentleman your 2009 NY Yankee FANS.. YEAH!!
Now we all remember the really fat kid who almost fell out of the roller coaster for being so… well… fat and today we have another great one. There is this new game show coming out of some channel that is not in HD, thus I will not watch. But anyway you put people in high pressure situations and make them ask questions.. hilarity ensues
JAAANNNNIICEEE this hurts, ohh this hurts, oh this hurts, it’s not funny Janice..
Thanks to barstoolsports for the video
I can watch Leroy Smith for hours. I lost it when he threw the kids bag out the window.
So I did some minor research (read: typed in Leroy Smith Michael Jordan into Google and read the first view results) and I guess there was really a Leroy Smith who beat out Jordan for the Varsity spot. This campaign has to come back around for the Jordan Jumpman brand, or at least Nike. Fantastic job by whoever is behind this.
Zach Morris, NOT Mark-Paul Gosselaar, was on Jimmy Fallon last night (or some other night, I don’t care enough to get the facts) and it was pretty classic. Tons of Saved By The Bell references culminating with Zach singing “Friends Forever” with The Roots. Jimmy Fallon almost made this unwatchable but Zach just killed it.
Why does Fallon have a MAC on his desk? What a tool… he sucks.
