I think I say this a lot, but this video is hands down the funniest video on the interweb (and I think I have actually posted this already on SLT). Either way, when this guy breaks out into his choreographed dance upon hearing he is not the father… it’s gold jerry, GOLD
Honestly, I think I would not. Maybe her husband
Ok I would, what am I talking about.. 5 pumps…
| Brady falls out of boat |
| Tom Brady and Gisele Bundchen caused quite a splash at Community Boating Inc. on Beacon Hill the other day when the New England Patriots QB/QT flipped his rented kayak and had to be fished out of the Charles River! “They got wet,” said someone Who Was there. “But they seemed to have a great time.” |
This is literally how I feel every time I read some pro Boston sports propaganda.
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HAHAHAHA.. Honestly NY, you suck. Reports are out today that the Yankees hired someone from AccuWeather to come in and determine the wind patten so they could put to rest the premise that the slope of the stands has caused the wind to blow harder out from home plate to the outfield, but what did they find out you ask? That the 1.5 billion monstrosity was totally built wrong.
In most parts of the stadium, the wall is somewhere between 8-10 feet shorter than what is posted, that means it is 304 to right…no wonder Damon has 12 HR’s and Jeter have 8. So the Yankees spent all this money to have the inner dimensions be just like they were at the House that Ruth Build but instead totally fucked up… Can I get a mulligan? Accuwather also reports the wind is pretty much the same as the other stadium..
Also wall was 10 feet high, now only 8… on pace for a 180% increase from last years HR total.
Best part is the Yankees are denying a report from someone they hired
| Report: Size Of New Yankee Stadium Causing HRs |
| 10th June, 2009 – 8:12 am |
| New York Post – A report indicates that the size of the new Yankee Stadium, and not the weather or wind, is the reason for all the home runs at the ballpark.The new ballpark is supposed to be the same size of the old one, but AccuWeather.com reported on Monday that slight differences are responsible for the glut of homers.”Taking into account the dimensions of the field and wall height, AccuWeather.com has calculated that 19 percent (20 out of 105) home runs would not have flown out of the old stadium,” the site says.Meteorologist Tim Buckley says losing a “gentle curve” in the fence from right field to center field has the ballpark playing up to 9 feet shorter in certain places. The walls are also two feet shorter in spots.AccuWeather says, “no consistent pattern [has been] observed in the wind speed and direction that would lead to an increase in home runs so far this year.” [READ] |
Trying to find some sort of news feed. will get back to you shortly
Poor Arthur, even as a kid he was getting worked by dudes then crying in the corner. But seriously what was this guy thinking.. “Oh don’t bring any of that to my house” The kid is like 4, can barley walk.. This reporter is not the coldest beer in the fridge, he is a few bricks short of a wall.
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http://www.mouthpiecesports.com/blog/2009/06/09/wgn-reporter-dunks-on-kid-feels-so-powerful/
These are the things that they came up with for the Anti-Binge drinking campaign? Really? They should have just recorded the SLT Company Party a few weeks back… now THAT would have stopped people from binge drinking. I don’t want to get into any details but the things were involved:
Hurricane
A midget
Bubble wrap
Eskimo Pies
Switchblade
Life size stuffed animal of kermit the frog
It was weird.
I’m not going to do it, I’m not going to do it.. ok, WTF why not. Did I tell you Papi would come through. I am not even talking about the HR. Well I will, He took a 2-2 93 MPH fastball and sent that shit to the moon. Center field, 5 rows up? um a month ago the next batter would be in the box before he got around on that pitch. 7 game hitting streak and rollin.. But what I am really impressed about happened in the 6th or 7th. Papi up with a 2-1 count, fastball outer half and he pop’s it up, but then, not in a “god dam it not again, I may kill myself” rage, more in a “I am back bitches and next time I get that pitch I am going to crush it like Hurricane wants to crush Megan Fox” rage, he jumped in the air, slammed his bat down, looked out at the pitcher and gave that little smirk.. Kind of like he realized he can do it again, but just missed it.
Also Beckett, 6 innings, 45 K’s.. Daniel Bard in the 9th throwing 100mph… wha what?
Probably tonight Papi will go 0-4 with 4 K’s and Papelbon will give up 4 runs in the 9th.. But I am living in the moment of the biggest win of any game ever during the month of June..
