I love this dude. He is 4 foot nothing, 200+ Lb’s plus and not a single spec of acting ability, yet he has had this multi-million dollar acting career. He is on set getting interviewed by this chick while drinking, burping and talking about if she took pictures of her kid coming out of her vagina during pregnancy. Who does this and gets away with it? I know of 3 people, Danny Devito, Howard Stern & The Hurricane.
“I had to wear my extra high heels because you’re the only man I can look down to at 3 feet tall”
What is Par Mates you ask? Well, Walters Golf (whatever the hell that is) is offering “extremely attractive and outgoing young ladies / girl caddies that will keep the golfers company during their round…”. for $225.
The services include:
help with course arrangements like orientation, introduction to course personnel, call in food and beverage orders, maintaining scorecards, shopping assistance in the golf shop and other services designed to replicate the five-star assistance provided by major hotel staff. They’ll even repair divots, fix ball marks, clean balls, clean clubs and help with yardage, ball flight and obstacles. Additionally they will serve as your personal hostesses during the round to eliminate any hassles or drudgeries and make the experience more pleasant, enjoyable and fun.
Really? REALLY? That’s their service? It’s Vegas… if these aren’t just straight prostitutes than there are a shit load of dissapointed golfers in Vegas right now.
So on my B-day, which is next Wednesday Tim Donaghy is to be released from prison. For all of you that do not know who that is probably need not read on. No, just kidding, please come back, I will explain. He was an NBA ref who took bribes from the Mob to affect the final scores of games. He of course got caught and sang like a Arthur in the shower and was sent to prison for 18 months or something..
Anyway, not sure how this happened, but he did not get killed, so that is a good thing for him, but he did get assaulted by a “large hard object” hmmm..ok not a hard object, the report is heavy, but one can only assume what the real story was.
Former NBA referee Tim Donaghy will be released from prison on June 17, 2009. Donaghy, convicted for betting on professional basketball is serving a 15-month sentence at the federal prison camp in Pensacola, Florida. Donaghy’s release date has recently been in question due to concerns about his medical condition. Donaghy was injured during an assault in November of 2008. During the assault, another inmate claiming ties to the New York mob beat Donaghy with a heavy object. Donaghy suffered severe knee and leg injuries that will require surgery. Donaghy will complete his prison term at a halfway house in Tampa Florida.
Who would have thought the two of these crazy ass people would have joined forces. It is ok, if it were to come on at Tenjune or 1Oak everyone would go nuts… and that is pretty much how I determine how much I like a song. But the real reason I am posting this is because GaGa and Kanye are going on tour together and that shit will be off the hook.
While I think that Red Sox fans are the most obnoxious in all of sports, this “You Do Steroids” chant while A-Rod was up in the 9th last night was pretty hilarious.
Hurricane’s take:
I salute you 36,784 Fenway faithful for standing on your feet and letting the world know who does steroids! A-ROID does Steroids! Also if you don’t think I was giving Ortiz a Standing ovation when he popped out in the 8th you are mistaken. Boston loves Papi and Papi loves us. We are all in this slump together and we will all fight out of it.. Side note, 0-3, no K’s and 2 walks.. I will take it..
The biggest question facing the new York Yankees right now is NOT how do we comeback from losing two straight at Fenway. The Red Sox are one of the best teams in the league with the biggest home field advantage. So a tip for every Yankees fan: STEP OFF THE EDGE. We are one game back in JUNE (remember everyone, the baseball season goes to September) and we have CC pitching tonight against Penny. Yankees win tonight and back to tied for first… as Freddie says: RELAX.
The only question that came out of last nights game (other than how did Swisher miss that catch) is where do we put our Wang? Now, this usually is an easy question (for Hurricane the answer is a bit different depending on his spotter status) but Girardi, Cashman and Eiland have some huge decisions to make.
Personally, I think Wang deserves one more start before sending him to god knows where and letting Hughes become a starter again. The thing is, you can’t have a sinker ball pitcher coming in for set-up so where do you put him if he sucks it up again?
So on my B-day, which is next Wednesday Tim Donaghy is to be released from prison. For all of you that do not know who that is probably need not read on. No, just kidding, please come back, I will explain. He was an NBA ref who took bribes from the Mob to affect the final scores of games. He of course got caught and sang like a Arthur in the shower and was sent to prison for 18 months or something..