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Madder than fish grease

June 15th, 2009

Ariel Wade

I knew this woman would be mad, but madder than fish grease? I have been around some pretty pissed off fish grease in my day, and for her to say she was more upset than that… I would be too if I was a fat old woman with ”degenerative arthritis”  who just wanted 6 mini-burgers from white castle. Also is there any doubt she  rides that scooter because she is so over weight? Just asking 

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Ladies and Gentleman your 2009 NY Yankees

June 15th, 2009

It must be really hard to be a Yankee fan. The team is filed with a bunch of over paid A-Holes who only care about themselves and kissing themselves in the mirror.

By Gayle Fee and Laura Raposa  |   Friday, June 12, 2009  |  http://www.bostonherald.com  |  The Inside Track

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Photo by Matthew West

Did you hear the one about Yankees hurler A.J. Burnett getting hurled out of the Barnes & Noble in the Prudential Center for swearing on his cell phone?

Well, don’t say we told you so but . . . according to our spies in the stacks, Burnett was in the bookstore the morning after his particularly putrid outing at Fenway Park [map] on Tuesday night.

Burnett, who was chased from the game before the end of the third inning in what became a 7-0 rout of the Bronx Bombers – was talking loudly on his cell phone inside the store, according to Someone Who Knows.

“He was swearing and stuff and the security guard went over and told him to quiet down because there were kids around,” said our snitch.

Well, A.J. didn’t. So the security guard – who was described to us as an “elderly gentleman” – told him to hit the road. Vacate the premises. Hasta la vista, baby.

Apparently early exits are getting to be a habit for the Pinstripes’ alleged ace!

We rang up the Yankees to inquire as to whether they’d like to make any kind of a comment on the situation.

“Ah, no,” said the Bombers’ spokesguy.

A Barnes & Noble manager also declined to address the matter.

However, the security guard told a couple of customers after the fact that he was aware that Burnett had stunk it up the night before but, “he shouldn’t take it out on the kids.”

File Under: Yer Out.

Oh and then Girardi and his team of idiots are complaining to league office about Penny’s thorwing at A-rod.. I think everyone in the world knew A-Rod was going to get hit… eveyrone thank Joba..

As for Penny hitting A-Rod, the Yankees feel as if there should be discipline. A.J. Burnett is appealing his suspension for throwing over the head of Texas’ Nelson Cruz. Though there was no previous warning and Burnett remained in the game, he received a six-game suspension.

“It seems like there is always the feeling that if someone intentionally throws at someone they are going to be suspended,” Girardi said. “I don’t care for it. I don’t care for hitting him in that situation. That’s my opinion. I’m not 100 percent right, for sure, that he threw at him on purpose. That’s my feeling. That’s up to the commissioner’s office.”

 

 

Next thing you know they will moves the fences in… oh wait

 

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Newscaster Blooper

June 15th, 2009

After reading the below post I am now so angry I can’t even work. Pluck You Hurricane. Pluck You.

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Now this is parenting

June 15th, 2009

I am not going to beat around the bush with this one. Kate Gosselin is a bitch. She has publicly used her children to provide her with enough money to fix her stomach, get new boobs and have a nice house in some suburban town. But she did one hell of a parenting job here.  Mady is a little girl who was obviously acting out and Kate did what every honest, god loving parent should do; Not only NOT give her water but have a drink of water and not give it to the kid.

But seriously, can someone call child services, this is getting out of hand. Mady I would get you a drink if I was there..

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Lakers

June 15th, 2009

Does anyone else think last nights championship was a joke? Yeah Kobe won the title because Kevin Garnett was injured, yeahhhh!!!!!!!!… Such a joke, I am calling for an asterisk.

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Kobe’s Internal Dialogue

June 15th, 2009

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Here is what Kobe was thinking during every single question that was asked last night:

“Bite me Shaq”

It was funny to see Kobe celebrate with his teammates… you can just tell that they don’t like him personally. But, he won them all a championship so they should at least be grateful.

Kobe’s NBA Finals Line:

  • Points – 32.4
  • Assists – 7.4
  • Rebounds – 5.6
  • Steals – 1.4
  • Blocks – 1.4
  • Girls Raped – 0

All-in-all just a fantastic performance by the games best player (not LBJ).

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