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A-Rod – “I leaked the Papi story”

July 30th, 2009

This is so obvious it is not even funny. Obviously A-Hole told someone that Papi and Manny were on the list, or at least I assume. But seriously, is today national shit of Red Sox Nation day, or is it just me? First this story, now we find out Pedroia’s brother gets convicted for blowing some dude and sentenced to jail for child molestation, what is next? Wally The Green monster lets A-Rod give him a reach around?

Lester Just gave up 4 runs in the 6th.. SOMEONE WATERBOARD ME

Pedroia’s brother gets jail time after child molestation conviction

WOODLAND, Calif. —The brother of Boston Red Sox second baseman Dustin Pedroia will serve time in jail after being convicted of child molestation charges.

Prosecutors say Brett Pedroia, 30, was sentenced to one year in jail by a Yolo County judge Wednesday after pleading guilty in April to one count of oral copulation with a minor. Prosecutors were seeking a sentence of eight years in prison.

Yolo County Deputy District Attorney Tiffany Susz says Pedroia’s sentence includes a suspended six-year prison term, with eight years’ probation. If he violates the terms of his probation, Susz says Pedroia will have to serve the prison term.

The brothers grew up in Woodland, a small town outside Sacramento.

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Baseball Fight of the Day

July 30th, 2009

So with Manny and Ortiz testing positive the only thing to do is post an awesome fight that occurs in the stands of an Angels game.

So how will the Sox fans spin this Ortiz steroid thing to still make the Yankees and A-Rod’s fault?

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Manny & Ortiz connected to 2003 PED’s

July 30th, 2009

So today the times broke the story that Manny & Papai were part of the 104 that tested positive in 2003 PED’s along with Sosa, Segui, Arod ect.. These names keep filtering out and now two of my beloved Red Sox are on the list.

You know how you make this a secondary issue? Trade for Hallady & Victor Martinez.
Nrom NY Times

Manny Ramirez and David Ortiz, the sluggers who propelled the Boston Red Sox to end an 86-year World Series championship drought and to capture another title three years later, were among the roughly 100 Major League Baseball players to test positive for performance-enhancing drugs in 2003, according to lawyers with knowledge of the results.
Skip to next Some of baseball’s most cherished storylines of the past decade have been tainted by performance-enhancing drugs, including the accomplishments of record-setting home run hitters and dominating pitchers. Now, players with Boston’s championship teams of 2004 and 2007 have also been linked to doping.

Baseball first tested for steroids in 2003, and the results from that season were supposed to remain anonymous. But for reasons that have never been made clear, the results were never destroyed and the first batch of positives has come to be known among fans and people in baseball as “the list.” The information was later seized by federal agents investigating the distribution of performance-enhancing drugs to professional athletes, and the test results remain the subject of litigation between the baseball players union and the government.

Five others have been tied to positive tests from that year: Barry Bonds, Alex Rodriguez, Sammy Sosa, Jason Grimsley and David Segui. Bonds, baseball’s career home runs leader, was not on the original list, although federal agents seized his 2003 sample and had it retested. Those results showed the presence of steroids, according to court documents.

The information about Ramirez and Ortiz emerged through interviews with multiple lawyers and others connected to the pending litigation. The lawyers spoke anonymously because the testing information is under seal by a court order. The lawyers did not identify which drugs were detected.

Unlike Ramirez, who recently served a 50-game suspension for violating baseball’s drug policy, Ortiz had not previously been linked to performance-enhancing substances.

Scott Boras, the agent for Ramirez, did not respond to telephone and e-mail messages seeking comment.

Asked about the 2003 drug test on Thursday in Boston, Ortiz shrugged. “I’m not talking about that anymore,” he said. “I have no comment.”

The union has argued that the government illegally seized the 2003 test results, and judges at various levels of the federal court system have weighed whether the government can keep them. The government hopes to question every player on the list to determine where the drugs came from. An appeals court is deliberating the matter, and the losing side is likely to appeal to the United States Supreme Court.

A spokesman for the United States attorney’s office for the Northern District of California, which seized the tests, declined to comment on Thursday. Michael Weiner, the general counsel for the players union, also declined to comment.

One by one, the names of elite players tied to performance-enhancing drugs have surfaced this year. In February, it was Rodriguez and Bonds. In May, it was Ramirez — for the first time. In June, it was Sosa.

Rodriguez had been viewed by some as a clean player who could eventually overtake the career home run record established by Bonds, who had been linked to possible drug use through the federal investigation. Rodriguez subsequently admitted that he used a performance-enhancing substance from 2001 to 2003.

The Times reported in June that Sosa was among those who tested positive in 2003, the first time he had been publicly tied to performance-enhancing drugs. Sosa became a national figure with the Chicago Cubs in 1998, when he and Mark McGwire of the St. Louis Cardinals engaged in a celebrated race to overtake Roger Maris’s single-season home run record of 61. McGwire’s image suffered tremendously when, at a Congressional hearing in 2005, he refused to answer questions about steroid use.

By 2003, Ramirez had long since established himself as one of baseball’s best hitters. Ortiz, however, was far lesser known. In 2002, the Minnesota Twinseffectively cut him after failing to trade him. He signed a bargain contract with the Red Sox and began the 2003 season as a backup.

Ortiz quickly blossomed, setting new personal highs in home runs (31) and runs batted in (101). He surpassed those numbers in each of the next four seasons.

Ramirez, with his dreadlocks and quirky behavior, and Ortiz, with his gregarious personality and portly build, formed a dynamic tandem on and off the field. They seemed to feed off each other — not to mention demoralize opponents — by hitting back-to-back in the heart of the lineup.

In 2004, they helped the Red Sox overcome a 3-0 series deficit against the Yankeesin the American League Championship Series. The Red Sox then swept the St. Louis Cardinals in the World Series to end decades of heartbreak in Boston. Ortiz had a game-winning home run and a game-winning hit against the Yankees and was named the most valuable player of that series. Ramirez was named the World Series M.V.P. after going 7 for 17 at the plate with a home run.

Three years after winning that first title, Ramirez and Ortiz returned Boston to another World Series, where they defeated the Colorado Rockies.

The pairing was split last season when the Red Sox traded Ramirez to the Los Angeles Dodgers after team officials grew concerned that he was not playing hard in response to a contract dispute. In Los Angeles, Ramirez took off again, becoming popular among the fans and leading the Dodgers to the playoffs.

But Ramirez’s hero status in Los Angeles took a hit in May when he was suspended after baseball officials learned that he had been prescribed a fertility drug often used by bodybuilders after they stopped using steroids. When Ramirez was suspended, he issued a statement that appeared to maneuver around his 2003 test results.

“I do want to say one other thing,” Ramirez said. “I’ve taken and passed about 15 drug tests over the past five seasons.”

That five-year period extended back to 2004, which excludes the 2003 test.

Since returning from his suspension, Ramirez has been widely accepted by the home fans. In 48 games this season, he has compiled a .327 average and has hit 11 home runs.

Ortiz, meanwhile, has been in a sharp decline. He had an operation on his wrist last year and missed nearly a third of the season. He started this year in a slump and did not hit his first home run until a month and a half into the season. Since June 1, however, he has hit 12 more home runs.

In 2007, Ortiz said that he used to buy a protein shake in the Dominican Republic when he was younger and did not know if it contained a performance-enhancing drug.

“I don’t do that anymore because they don’t have the approval for that here, so I know that, so I’m off buying things at the GNC back in the Dominican Republic,” Ortiz told The Boston Herald. He added: “I don’t know if I drank something in my youth, not knowing it.”

In February, he said that players who tested positive for steroids should be suspended for an entire season — about 100 games more than the current policy requires for a first offense.

David Waldstein contributing reporting from Boston.

 

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Michael & Michael Have Issues

July 30th, 2009
Michael & Michael Have Issues Wed 10:30pm / 9:30c
Break-Up Sweatpants
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Joke of the Day Stand-Up Comedy Free Online Games

So there is this new show Michael & Michael Have Issues on Comedy Central that I had high hopes for. I like both the characters (Michael Ian Black and Michael Showalter) and think they are hilarious. But, to be honest, I have never watched the show which has been on the air for a few weeks.

In any rate, this clip is hilarious so it may be worth watching.

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Do the Red Sox NEED to Trade for Halladay?

July 30th, 2009

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The AL playoff race is FAR from over but with two months to play do the Red Sox HAVE to trade for Halladay to have a chance this year? As a Yankees fan, I would literally punch myself in the nuts if the Sox sign Halladay but I think they don’t really have any choice. Smoltz sucks (1 – 4 with 7.04 ERA) and Dice-K, as discussed on Barstool Sports yesterday, is bitching about how the Red Sox are making him train and that it the reason he is on the DL with a 1-5 record and 8.23 ERA in 2009.

I am loving the state of the two above pitchers and obviously don’t WANT the Sox to sign Halladay… but how can they not make a HUGE move for him?

Wait a minute… forget I said anything. Smoltz will be fine and Dice-K will turn it around. You hear me Theo?

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Erin Andrews – 911 Call

July 30th, 2009

In sticking with this morning theme of 911 calls we have for you the Erin Andrews 911 call from July 22 .

“I did nothing wrong and I am being treated like fucking Britney Spears and it sucks”

“I am the naked girl all over the news” – WOW , way to name drop

AND BOOM GOES THE DYNAMITE. Well played Andrews, well played. Make everyone feel sympathetic for you. Maybe that will stop the 4,000,000 creepy people that have downloaded your video from watching it, maybe at least with out candles lit in a dark room and Marvin Gay playing in the background, but I am going to go ahead and say it just makes another 4,000,000 creepy people watch it..  And of course, as always, us at SLT do not condone this type of conduct but it is our job to watch these video’s to be able to report accurate news, so please do not include us in that 4mill people..

NY Post:

Distressed ESPN reporter Erin Andrews complained to cops that she was being treated like Britney Spears by journalists staking out her Atlanta home over an Internet voyeur video, a new report reveals.

“I have been in the news recently about being in a hotel naked and I have paparazzi outside my window,” Andrews told a 911 dispatcher in a July 22 call posted on TMZ.com yesterday.

Andrews, 31, said, “I’m the girl who was videotaped without her knowing, without her clothes on in the hotel . . . I’ve got two – - -holes sitting outside my house.

“I did nothing wrong, and I’m being treated like f- – -ing Britney Spears, and it sucks. I’m sorry,” Andrews said.

Cops showed up. After verifying that the two men were journalists, they told them to leave Andrews’ gated community.

Andrews’ lawyer did not respond to a request for comment

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911 Call of The Day

July 30th, 2009

“I don’t live in no gaddamn apartment… it’s a townhouse muthafucka”

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Dimitri – Hero to all men

July 29th, 2009

See when people think I am going to zig, I zag, and this is what makes me such a great and entertaining blogger..  This guy Dimitri is a hero to all men. Fucking A, tell this broad how you feel. She should feel privileged to have such a great man call her. You hear him, all her friends were staring in jealousy.

But honestly… This guy on a comedic level is gold.

“Now I understand if you’ve got other issues, like maybe you’re not playing games, maybe you’ve had I don’t know… maybe you were abused in childhood?…Maybe your mother has cancer, you’re going to chemo…maybe you’re just a person who’s extremely frightened or has an anxiety disorder, maybe you’re on some medication for that…”

http://www.entertonement.com/clips/kgfbklbhfm–no-message

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Thanks Dr. SubPrime for the link.

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Jim Rice Day

July 29th, 2009

Last night was Jim Rice day at the Fens. This was long over due and a very nice moment. Got to love how 35,000 people get to their seats a half hour early to watch the ceremony. But one of the more touching moments was when Rice took time out to walk over to Nomar, whom he saw giving him a standing ovation and give him a hug.

Then later on in the game, Rice was on the telecast talking about how him and Nomar where great friends (rice was his hitting coach for 5 years) and how he always reminded him of himself. Nomar continues to get praise from most ex-sox players, and from what I can see it is rightfully so.

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Favre Out! (for now) VICK IN!?

July 29th, 2009

So now that Brett “I am a complete douchebag” Favre has stepped away from football, for now, the question remains with my beloved Vikings as to who the starting QB will be.  Will it be Tavaris Jackson or Sage Rosenfels!?!?!?!  Or will John David Booty come out as the dark horse winner!?!?!?!  Oh the excitement!!!  (!!!!… more just for good measure.)

With possibly the most dominant RB in the game in the back field, the Vikings can not waste this opportunity.  That is why I am declaring today as the official “Vikings Sign Vick” day.

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Imagine how awesome that would be?  Vick and AP in the back field?  It doesn’t matter what sorry excuse for WR’s the Vikings have (Sidney, I am looking at you) they will HAVE to be able to get open when everyone is focusing on the running game (OPTION!?).

So, please Zygi (how does he nots pell this Ziggy?) who cares about the few weeks of bad press, it will pay off in the long run.  SIGN VICK

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