Season 4 of the greatest show on TV, Mad Men, starts this Sunday. Don Draper is single and has started his own agency. The possibilities are endless. The only beef that one can have with this show, via Kieran, is that it should be on HBO… for obvious reasons.
And… if you need help with picking up ladies (or guys) take notes from the below video. Please note though, if you try this at work you will 100% be sued for sexual harassment. Unfortunately I know from experience (just kidding mom)
I am as big a fan of Twitter as anyone and I legit get mad when Twitter breaks and I see that stupid fail whale… but Drake and Jimmy Kimmel take that love to the next level. Drop it like it’s hot!
If you can’t get psyched for tonight’s game then I don’t know what to tell you. Lakers. Celtics. Game 7. That’s literally all that needs to be said. There are only two things that can happen tonight:
If this happens I completely mess myself at the bar:
Tonight is the start of NBA Finals between the Lakers and Celtics… or how it is otherwise called “non-stop hightlights of the Celtics/Lakers rivalry over the past 50 years”. I am giddy for the Magic Johnson highlight reels that will be shown… like this one (This will 100% be the best 7 minutes of your day):
(This is awkward… I’m legit aroused after watching that. He was so G-D good. So much more entertaining than watching highlights of people just dunking.)
With that said… I am calling Lakers in 5. Here is my reasoning:
Kobe > Everyone. Kobe wants to be the best Laker ever (and also the best player ever) and he can never become that without beating the Celtics. There is so much hatred between these two teams and Kobe needs to fix the catastrophe that was the 2008 Finals. Say what you want about Kobe as a person, but he wants to win and be great… that is all he cares about (unlike Lebron who just wants to Amaze)
Pau Gasol > Kevin Garnett. This is not 2008 anymore. Kevin Garnett is a semi-factor for the Celtics but he could be the reason for their win/loss. If Pau Gasol works him this series, the Celtics have no chance but if KG gets SOME of his 2008 life back it will be a lot tougher for the Lake Show.
Ron Artest > Being Sane. I friggin love this guy. From his ridiculously stupid 3-point attempt in Game 6 to his game winning put-back you literally have no idea what he is going to do. I love him for that. But seriously… what he brings to the Lakers that Trevor Ariza certainly wasn’t, is that tough as shit shut-down defender. Good luck with this series Pierce. You might as well start whining and bitching now.
Aziz Ansari is a funny fucker. That’s the bottom line. He is hosting the MTV Movie Awards this Sunday (promo below) and that shit is going to be amazing. I highly recommend spending 20 minutes checking out his stand-up clips on Youtube. He will put you in stitches. He was also the funniest character on Parks & Recreation which unfortunately didn’t get renewed (I think)… too bad.
There is this new documentary out that’s all about NYC Street Games. Go to the site and check it out. I really can’t stand when you can’t embed videos… makes no sense to me at all.
With both my parents growing up in the Bronx, they have regaled me and my siblings with NYC street game stories our entire lives. Mainly my father… who played Johnny Rides a Pony, which isn’t as gay as it sounds (and to have heard him explain how to play it would have had you on the floor laughing).
Another “game” my father used to play was called “let’s jump down manholes or off bridges”. It’s kind of complicated to play, but to put in layman’s terms… basically you go to a bridge or manhole and jump. If you don’t break any bones you win. Sounds like a blast.
As previously stated, Mikhail Prokhorov is by far the greatest owner of all time. Yes, I know he has only owned the New Jersey Nets for a few weeks and his team has yet to play a game but check out the above video he made? How can an owner who does 360 nose dives on a jet-ski all while screaming “YEAAAAAH” into a camera not be? The production value alone of this video makes him the man. He makes my heart a flutter.
These “Dude Perfect” screw had some pretty cool videos when they first came out. Now they are just annoying as shit. I mean, how many takes did this take? If me and my numbnut friends had nothing better to do, got sponsored by GMC and lived where crop dusters till exist, we could have done this.
Besides the Slap Bet I have with Money, I don’t really care that much about this weekends series against the Mets. Just another forced rivalry to sell tickets and ad spots. I’m fine wit hit, I just don’t get too excited.
