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I’ve Got a Fever… BIEBER FEVER

May 21st, 2010

So let me preface this with the following:  I am neither gay nor a 14 year old girl.  Phew, that felt really good to get off my chest.  I finally feel comfortable in my skin.  With that said, I am a fan of Justin Bieber (JB)

So once this JB craze really hit the mainstream I was just like everyone else.  I thought it was funny and he was just some cheesy teeny bopper that Late Night Hosts made corny jokes about.  Well, you know what happened?  I became a fan.  It all started with the following:

Song is fire. I don’t care what you say. you know what else? He is a talented kid that puts out hits. I can’t hate on him.

So my question is this: is it weird/awkward that I like JB? I mean I don’t feel totally comfortable with it so that may be a sign that it is a little weird. When my 12 year old niece and I have the same new favorite song, you know things are bad. With that said… I’m going to go upload “Baby” and Miley Cyrus’ “Party in the USA” onto my IPOD and go for a run.

And just to up the “creepiness” of this post:

Thanks Kieran for the above link. You love JB.

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Yankees v Mets – Slap Bet

May 21st, 2010

Today marks the first day of the first Subway Series of the 2010 series. As you may have mentioned, SLT took on a new blogger (Money)… and unfortunately he is a Mets fan. I really need to review credentials in more detail moving forward. Nonetheless, the Yankees are in a slump having just got swept in a 2 game series with the best team in the majors and a horrible splits with the SAWX. Down the 7 train, the Mets are… well… the Mets are the Mets. They suck.

With that said, I would like to propose a bet with Money. This is what I’m thinking:


Slap Bet Montage

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If the Yankees win I get 5 slaps anywhere/anytime for eternity and vice versa.

So what do you think Money? You in?

***UPDATE*** By “anywhere” I meant any place… not like any location for the slap. You guys are freaks.

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The End of the World

May 19th, 2010

What the hell is this? Is this real? Is this a sign of the apocalypse?

Seriously though, I hope no one died during this storm. If a baseball sized hail hit you on the head you would be dead no? Let’s hope not.

Thanks Kieran for the link.

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Best. Owner. Ever.

May 19th, 2010

The New Jersey Nets are 100% my second favorite team. The possibilities with this new owner Mikhail Prokhorov are endless. Will he hire Russian prostitutes as cheerleaders? Probably. Will he challenge Mark Cuban to a duel? Most likely. Will he knock out a referee and then bang one of the said “cheerleaders” on center court? 100%. He is like a rich Ivan Drago… I am giddy about what may happen next year.

When the Nets didn’t get the number 1 pick last night in the draft I thought he was going to upper cut this lady who was representing the Wizards. Would anyone have been surprised?

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How Does Marcus Thames’ Ass Taste?

May 18th, 2010

Let me start this by saying that I think the Red Sox will be back to the top of the AL East come July/August.  But I still thoroughly enjoy seeing them be nothing but mediocre and all this “sabermetrics” bullshit go down the tubes.

Also, Papelbon had like 19 straight saves before going into last night so I won’t say he “sucks” but it was still amazing seeing him get ROCKED last night.  To quote the uber-douche Shaq “Hey Papelbon?  How does A-Rod’s and Thames’ ass taste?”.

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1 Down… 100+ To GO

April 7th, 2010

The Yankees won their first game of the season last night and the best part, for me, was Joba’s performance in the 8th inning.  That was vintage Joba and shows why he can be such dangerous pitcher.  I literally messed myself after those two sliders he threw to Drew.

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Gus Johnson is my Homeboy

March 26th, 2010

I’m worried for his health. One of these days he’s going to need to be hospitalized. Great Kansas State – Xavier game… so happy he was on the mic.

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I Would Watch the Olympics if:

February 18th, 2010

For the most part, I think the Olympics is lame. Overly dramatized background stories couple with boring events is not my idea of riveting TV. Obviously there are some great moments in the Olympics, but the events like cross-country skiing, ski jump and the biathalon are so boring. This video is the only way I would watch this event but they could have made it much better by adding historical tensions to the mix. I would have made it MUCH MUCH more offensive.

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Jersey Shore Sound Board

February 18th, 2010

BEST. BLOG POST. EVER. Welcome to what I am going to be doing for the rest of the day, nay, week.

Via Barstool

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Brees Teaches Crowd Saints Pre-Game Chant

February 10th, 2010

I guess the Saints were doing this chant all year. I only heard about it when they beat the Vikings in the NFC Championship. Or should I say the vikings gave them the game then Brett Favre literally threw the game away because he is an egotistical asshole who wouldn’t slide because he wanted to make one more big play so it was all about him and then when it didn’t work he had someone put pictures of his leg and ankle on the internet to show how tough he is… oh god. I think I just had a stroke. ANYWAYS the clip is lame until the end when he starts screaming and going nuts to “win agAIn” over and over. Pretty cool shit.

Bottom line… screw you Brett Favre. No, I am not grateful for where “you” took the Vikings this season. Super Bowl or bust asshole!

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