I really hope 2009 is not Bizzaro World for MLB AL Playoffs. I mean the Red Sox ALWAYS dominated the Angels and this year three ANGELS made the SAWX look like and NL team. And the Yankees have always gotten smoked by LA, so lets hope the reverse does not happen tomorrow.
Lets Go DODGERS.
Thanks El Nino for the Video
So with the Baseball season now being over for a few days and the talk of the world is now where which free agent is going where I figured it would be time for us to take a step back from the Hot Stove talk for a bit. We will let it simmer for a little while and come back in a few months. So now will begin, in completely random intervals, Hurricane’s Hockey Talk.
I know everyone has been waiting for it since the season is 2 weeks old, but I need to get a feel for the league before I start commenting. As such I will post the 2009-2010 inagrual post at some point in the future.
But in anticipation I bring you the single greatest shot in little dudes 1 on 1 hockey.
I love this time of year. The weather chills a little so I can now rock my V-Neck shirt with a nice blazer. The brisk air in the morning wakes me up and cool me down. The pumpkin beer and pumpkin muffins make their way back to Heartland Brewery and Starbucks, and of course the real A-Rod starts to play Baseball.
Alex Rodriguez in the Regular Season is like The Black Crows before Kate Hudson, They were a strong rock band, who could put out and album anytime they wanted and sell out any stadium, but then you realize that was a long time ago. Now the Black Crows have broken up, Kate Hudson has ruined another career (matthew mcconaughey) and A-Rod will begin do like he did in ‘05, ‘06 & ‘07 playoffs, which was a batting average of .133, .071 and a stellar .267 (I would put 2008 but of course they did not make the playoffs), with all of 1 RBI in 55 At-Bats during that time.
But hey, at least I can get the pumpkin muffin from Starbuck and read the back of the NY Post where it will say “Where has A-Rod Gone”, or “Not Again”… at least something similar.
I found this on Warming Glow, and I am basically going to write the game thing. So I watch the Today show every morning and I think Meredith Vieira is pretty good. I knew she still did who want to be a millionare but I never watch it but maybe I should.
Question:
The Childhood prank known as a “wet willie” involves putting a wet finer in someone’s what?”
Vieira:
“anywhere you want to put it max.”
Hey Meredith, why don’t you just get up and blow him.
So it is now October, which means a few things are certain:
So in honor of this I give you the M.I.A. remix.
So this is an acoustic of Poker face, which I think it really good.. Cock or no cock this chick/man/hermaphrodite/pre-op/post-op person can sing a note or two..
But seriously, is there a penis or not?
I am gonna be honest here. I have never laughed so hard in my life. With all the news out there about Roman Polanski and his raping of a 13 year old girl, which we all know is horrific (and by all, I mean anyone not named Whoopie Goldberg or Woody Allen or other crazy celebs, because obviously they think there is nothing wrong with it) – anyway I thought I would show a nice PSA about how bad child molestation is.. but hilarity definitely ensues at the 1:29 mark..(SFW with headphones)
It rhymes with a woman’s body part : Mulva?
STL is not all about sports and boobs and really really freaky movies that make you crap yourself, when we see something heartwarming by god we will share it with the world… but honestly is this not one of the greatest stories you have ever heard. A mothers love was so great that that she stopped her medical treatment due to a monetary shortfall, which caused her to go legally blind so her daughter could continue to see..
Monique Zimmerman-Stein has been nearly blind for the last two years from Stickler syndrome, a rare genetic disorder. She recently decided to forego her own treatment to save funds to treat her two daughters, who also suffer from the condition, reports Lane DeGregory of the St. Petersburg Times.
The family is covered under husband Gary’s Blue Cross/Blue Shield plan, but that coverage only pays for 80 percent of medical expenses.
She will no longer get treatment to preserve that last slice of light. The injections that might help cost $380 after insurance, and she needs one every six weeks. She could be spending that money on her daughters’ care.
If forgoing treatment might help them see, she said, “That’s a choice any mom would make.”
The expensive care has already forced the family out of their home, which was foreclosed, and forced them to sell their furniture and to cash in their life insurance.
Tampabay.com put together an excellent video to accompany the story:
Read more at: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/09/28/mom-goes-blind-so-her-dau_n_301947.html
Remember a few months ago when I posted the trailer for Shutter Island and I told you I crapped my pants just from the trailer? Well I was honestly being truthful. I had nightmare for weeks about that freaky old woman and pee’d my pants a few times (ok that may have been from being blacked out drunk). Anyway that literally is not even in the same GOD DAM FREAKING LEAGUE and Human Centipede, which is a story about a doctor who first detaches Siamese twins but then goes crazy and decides to sew 3 people together from ass to mouth to create one large digestive track..
In The Human Centipede, Dr. Heiter (Dieter Laser) is a leering, sepulchral surgeon from Germany whose specialty is separating Siamese twins. Dr. Heiter decides to evolve his craft by sewing together living beings together at the “mucous-cutaneous zone” (guess) in order to create Siamese triplets with a single digestive system. After his experiment in creating a three-segment rottweiler (”a beautiful three-hound construction”) fails, Dr. Heiter tries again, shifting his attention to humans. First, a trucker is stolen away while relieving himself on the side of the road, Next, two clueless party girls who come knocking on Dr. Heiter’s door after getting lost in the German forest get pulled into the experiment. After erasing the trucker from the picture, the doctor finds another victim: a crazed Japanese man wandering around Germany. The doctor concludes the initial phase of his experiment by splicing together the two girls and the Japanese man. At this stage, the film really goes berserk as Dr. Heiter attempts to impose his personal brand of order and discipline on an increasingly out-of-control situation. [via Twitch] (Via FilmDrunk)
THIS IS BORDERLINE NSFW, NO T & A BUT DOES SHOW A NASTY SURGURY SCENE AND OF COURSE A WOMANS MOUTH SEWED TO AN ANUS.
I just ate and then just threw up.
This is a tough one for me. I mean we all know that both Arthur and I enjoy Entourage, but WE ALL KNOW that Adrian Grenier has literally zero talent, which leads me to believe there is a slight chance this is real, which if it is would be fucking incredible..
On a side note, sorry for the sabatical, timmy “the fish” wilson broke one of my knee caps after my 2-4 opening weekend of football picks…
