Some Loose Thoughts

This commercial is fantastic. And a bit of a turn-on. Oh… and yes, I would.

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Saw this ridiculous video/ad over at HolyTaco and I must say this is the creepiest thing I have ever seen because I don’t even know what the fuck the point was? Is this a propaganda video done by the Mayo lobbyists? Pickle lobbyists? Did it just want to give me nightmares for the rest of my life? Is it a sneak peak of Hurricane’s new game “Pickle Surprise”?

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We are here at SLT are prone to speaking in hyperboles but this is ridiculous. Worst commercial ever? Really? I think it is fantastic. I know when my boss comes over for dinner I want to make sure he has options to eat and this Gravy/No Gravy message really resonated with me.

On a side note, is it just me or does having the boss over for dinner only happen on TV? Does anyone really have their boss over for a dinner if they are not friendly with them? Is that something that used to be in the corporate culture? If so, we need to get some interns at SLTHQ… papa’s hungry!

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Screw that dude, with this little invention you went to strait upper class. Wish I had this thing when I used to drive my brothers 1996 Bronco, I surly would have gotten more ass.

“Hey baby, you want the window down, just use my beater” See what I did there? Do you?

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hmmm, not exactly sure why this is banned in the states, I guess because it shows a male “Sprite Bottle” exploding on this girls face, but that is just a guess..

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umm.. comfort wipe? “first major upgrade to TP since the 1800’s” ?? ever heard of wet wipes?

Mow the lawn… I do not even know what to say here.. This is insanity. Do they show this on TV? Is this street legal? The whole time I am thinking this is not about… wait is this going to be about…. OMFG this is about mowing the lawn..

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So one thing is missing from this commercial for the Punch-Out! game that is coming back for Nintendo Wii: MIKE TYSON. If I recall, it was called “Mike Tyson’s Punch-Out!” not “Punch-Out!”. This is bullshit. Obviously Mike Tyson is available and could use the money… so why not throw him a bone. Why would I want this game if Mike Tyson wasn’t there at the end to beat the crap out of me (in all my years of playing Mike Tyson’s Punch-Out! I never beat Iron Mike… it still haunts me to this day).

Imagine the possibilities of using Mike Tyson to promote this game? There would have been endless outtakes to use as viral marketing videos. I feel that Nintendo really missed an opportunity here.

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Halfway through this video I guaranteed that this “Red House Furniture” commercial had to be fake. Then, I called the number and it is certainly a real store… and commercial.

I mean, they are selling discounted furniture that is good enough for both black and white people… this is a business I wish I got in on in the ground floor.

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I wonder how this started. My ultimate guess is a bunch of overweight men and women were standing around eating a bunch of friend chicken when their feet started to hurt. So they decided to walk down to street to the Mani/Pedi place only to have one of them die of a cardiac arrest half way there and went back for More BBQ. They then decided to have the massage come to them, thus the beginning of Jones’ Good Ass BBQ & Foot Massage.

My favortie things about Jones’ Good Ass BBQ & Foot Massage:
1) The song (obviously)
2) fry anything for $5.99… So I bring in a snickers bar, which cost me $1 but them $6 to fry?
3) The 10, count them to sauces to use either of the foot or “foot massage”

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This guy is amazing.. He is so over the top he makes Adam Lampert’s gayness look tame

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