You know what the problem with all of these new commercials is:
A) They don’t actual show the product they are advertising
2) They get these big name actors to do commercials together but they don’t actually do the commercials together. You can clearly tell they are not together and photo shopped in to one another. Honestly, is it that hard to get Jeter and Woods together at the same time. I get it may be tough to get Federer and all but..
z) They use Yankee players.. which is just stupid
Maybe I am just pissed as shit for the Yankees performance today (or should I say the bullpen?) and looking extra hard for something to make me laugh. So this could be one of the lamer posts I have done. But… maybe it is funny. What do you care… it’s not like you are paying for this.
I really hope this is real, I must assume it is because No one can act that good, at least I have never seen it. But this is absolutely absurdly ridiculous. Some of the memorable quotes are:
-”It’s the kind of thing where your card should be SO good, even if they don’t like you, they wouldn’t throw it out. Because it demonstrates incredible. marketing. abilities.”
-”It took me 25 years to design this.”
So let me get this strait, it took NASA 25 years (just a guess) to get man onto the moon and it took John Calipari’s twin 25 years to make the 100% guaranteed to bring a crowd business card..hmmmm
It is absolutely gorgeous outside. I am one happy camper, and my day just got better, and now so will yours. There has been a lot of talk in New York about the best burger, it is Shake Shack, Burger Joint, JG Mellon, but now I throw a new wrinkle into the debate; Hardee’s. I honestly think we have a clear cut winner. I know I would want to be this burger.. God I love this chick. Like I would do some bad things to her..
Might as well give you the Paris Hilton’s Carl’s Junior add as well
I literally had no idea where this was going. At first I thought it was a make shift porn, which I was excited for and tentative about all at the same time since I am at work. What type of porn? soft core, hard core, fetish, the possibilities are literally endless. Sorry my mind started wandering. Then I thought maybe it was for some cheesy college class or something and these kids made a trailer.. but none of those were true… The actual result will dumbfound you. I love local TV adds, they really are crazy.
See now this is how marketing should be done. Funny commercials that you can laugh at. The first commercial is by far the worst, which the third being boarder line inappropriate. Anyway I call the winner #2, seductive, hot chick and a funny and disgusting ending.. Well done my fine friends at a cheap furniture store, well done.
So, I debated whether or not this was inappropriate for this blog but then realized this ain’t Sunday school… HIYO!
While this ad is too risky for the US market, it definitely makes the consumer remember your product. Creepy condom balloon animal threesomes are advertising gold!
Here is the ad of the week. This was banned but is pretty hilarious. I don’t see why this should have been banned when there are tons of underwear commercials on TV everyday. In any rate, it’s good for a laugh.
