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How Does Marcus Thames’ Ass Taste?

May 18th, 2010

Let me start this by saying that I think the Red Sox will be back to the top of the AL East come July/August.  But I still thoroughly enjoy seeing them be nothing but mediocre and all this “sabermetrics” bullshit go down the tubes.

Also, Papelbon had like 19 straight saves before going into last night so I won’t say he “sucks” but it was still amazing seeing him get ROCKED last night.  To quote the uber-douche Shaq “Hey Papelbon?  How does A-Rod’s and Thames’ ass taste?”.

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Being a Yankee fan sucks

September 14th, 2009

Honestly, how do Yankee fans wake u p and continue to root for the same team as this guy. How do you wake up and continue to root for a team with fans THAT WERE BOOING TEXERIA IN APRIL. Really guys? Hey congratulations on the Division, see you at the duck boat celebration in Boston in November!

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Here we come motha Fuc…..

August 27th, 2009

 

Honestly is everyone in the American league shitting a colossal brick right now? Lets go over the team of the decades recent movements

  • Victor Martinez – umm WTF, this guy is amazing.. Really the Red Sox add a catcher/1B/DH and can come in and hit in the 3 hole
  • Victor Martinez – Did he catch a knuckleballer for the first time and not allow a p ball?
  • PAPI – “Victor, man, he just push me, man,’’ Ortiz said. “Every at-bat since he’s been here, he just get in my face and start screaming at me and everything. I like it, I really like it. He gets me in the mood.’’
  • ““Right before he went to the on-deck circle, I was telling him, ‘Come on, let’s go. Let’s do this,’ ’’ Martinez said. “He turns back, gives me a look like you can see in his eyes. He was focused. He was going to be focused in that at-bat”
  • PAPI – 21 HR’s since June 1
  • PAPI – HE”S BACK
  • Lester – Survived Cancer
  • Franconia 0 Chews Bubble Yum like it is going our of style
  • WAKE – Threw a GEM on one leg, talk about veteran presence

HERE WE COME NY.. Screw the Wild Card, we want the Pennant.

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You don’t want to fight me

August 12th, 2009

I love, love love love how people stuck a fork in the Sox already. Tom Verducci of SI.com said  the 4 game sweep the Yankees put on the Sox was the end game. The Yankees win the division. Hey, Asshole, it is August 12, and they Yankees won 4 games at home, there are still 7 games between the two teams, and 4 of those are at Fenway…

But the SAWX are back, and they are riding on the tail of YOUK, who looks scary as hell, to bad he didn’t back it up with a sick knock out punch.

 

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A-Rod – “I leaked the Papi story”

July 30th, 2009

This is so obvious it is not even funny. Obviously A-Hole told someone that Papi and Manny were on the list, or at least I assume. But seriously, is today national shit of Red Sox Nation day, or is it just me? First this story, now we find out Pedroia’s brother gets convicted for blowing some dude and sentenced to jail for child molestation, what is next? Wally The Green monster lets A-Rod give him a reach around?

Lester Just gave up 4 runs in the 6th.. SOMEONE WATERBOARD ME

Pedroia’s brother gets jail time after child molestation conviction

WOODLAND, Calif. —The brother of Boston Red Sox second baseman Dustin Pedroia will serve time in jail after being convicted of child molestation charges.

Prosecutors say Brett Pedroia, 30, was sentenced to one year in jail by a Yolo County judge Wednesday after pleading guilty in April to one count of oral copulation with a minor. Prosecutors were seeking a sentence of eight years in prison.

Yolo County Deputy District Attorney Tiffany Susz says Pedroia’s sentence includes a suspended six-year prison term, with eight years’ probation. If he violates the terms of his probation, Susz says Pedroia will have to serve the prison term.

The brothers grew up in Woodland, a small town outside Sacramento.

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Manny & Ortiz connected to 2003 PED’s

July 30th, 2009

So today the times broke the story that Manny & Papai were part of the 104 that tested positive in 2003 PED’s along with Sosa, Segui, Arod ect.. These names keep filtering out and now two of my beloved Red Sox are on the list.

You know how you make this a secondary issue? Trade for Hallady & Victor Martinez.
Nrom NY Times

Manny Ramirez and David Ortiz, the sluggers who propelled the Boston Red Sox to end an 86-year World Series championship drought and to capture another title three years later, were among the roughly 100 Major League Baseball players to test positive for performance-enhancing drugs in 2003, according to lawyers with knowledge of the results.
Skip to next Some of baseball’s most cherished storylines of the past decade have been tainted by performance-enhancing drugs, including the accomplishments of record-setting home run hitters and dominating pitchers. Now, players with Boston’s championship teams of 2004 and 2007 have also been linked to doping.

Baseball first tested for steroids in 2003, and the results from that season were supposed to remain anonymous. But for reasons that have never been made clear, the results were never destroyed and the first batch of positives has come to be known among fans and people in baseball as “the list.” The information was later seized by federal agents investigating the distribution of performance-enhancing drugs to professional athletes, and the test results remain the subject of litigation between the baseball players union and the government.

Five others have been tied to positive tests from that year: Barry Bonds, Alex Rodriguez, Sammy Sosa, Jason Grimsley and David Segui. Bonds, baseball’s career home runs leader, was not on the original list, although federal agents seized his 2003 sample and had it retested. Those results showed the presence of steroids, according to court documents.

The information about Ramirez and Ortiz emerged through interviews with multiple lawyers and others connected to the pending litigation. The lawyers spoke anonymously because the testing information is under seal by a court order. The lawyers did not identify which drugs were detected.

Unlike Ramirez, who recently served a 50-game suspension for violating baseball’s drug policy, Ortiz had not previously been linked to performance-enhancing substances.

Scott Boras, the agent for Ramirez, did not respond to telephone and e-mail messages seeking comment.

Asked about the 2003 drug test on Thursday in Boston, Ortiz shrugged. “I’m not talking about that anymore,” he said. “I have no comment.”

The union has argued that the government illegally seized the 2003 test results, and judges at various levels of the federal court system have weighed whether the government can keep them. The government hopes to question every player on the list to determine where the drugs came from. An appeals court is deliberating the matter, and the losing side is likely to appeal to the United States Supreme Court.

A spokesman for the United States attorney’s office for the Northern District of California, which seized the tests, declined to comment on Thursday. Michael Weiner, the general counsel for the players union, also declined to comment.

One by one, the names of elite players tied to performance-enhancing drugs have surfaced this year. In February, it was Rodriguez and Bonds. In May, it was Ramirez — for the first time. In June, it was Sosa.

Rodriguez had been viewed by some as a clean player who could eventually overtake the career home run record established by Bonds, who had been linked to possible drug use through the federal investigation. Rodriguez subsequently admitted that he used a performance-enhancing substance from 2001 to 2003.

The Times reported in June that Sosa was among those who tested positive in 2003, the first time he had been publicly tied to performance-enhancing drugs. Sosa became a national figure with the Chicago Cubs in 1998, when he and Mark McGwire of the St. Louis Cardinals engaged in a celebrated race to overtake Roger Maris’s single-season home run record of 61. McGwire’s image suffered tremendously when, at a Congressional hearing in 2005, he refused to answer questions about steroid use.

By 2003, Ramirez had long since established himself as one of baseball’s best hitters. Ortiz, however, was far lesser known. In 2002, the Minnesota Twinseffectively cut him after failing to trade him. He signed a bargain contract with the Red Sox and began the 2003 season as a backup.

Ortiz quickly blossomed, setting new personal highs in home runs (31) and runs batted in (101). He surpassed those numbers in each of the next four seasons.

Ramirez, with his dreadlocks and quirky behavior, and Ortiz, with his gregarious personality and portly build, formed a dynamic tandem on and off the field. They seemed to feed off each other — not to mention demoralize opponents — by hitting back-to-back in the heart of the lineup.

In 2004, they helped the Red Sox overcome a 3-0 series deficit against the Yankeesin the American League Championship Series. The Red Sox then swept the St. Louis Cardinals in the World Series to end decades of heartbreak in Boston. Ortiz had a game-winning home run and a game-winning hit against the Yankees and was named the most valuable player of that series. Ramirez was named the World Series M.V.P. after going 7 for 17 at the plate with a home run.

Three years after winning that first title, Ramirez and Ortiz returned Boston to another World Series, where they defeated the Colorado Rockies.

The pairing was split last season when the Red Sox traded Ramirez to the Los Angeles Dodgers after team officials grew concerned that he was not playing hard in response to a contract dispute. In Los Angeles, Ramirez took off again, becoming popular among the fans and leading the Dodgers to the playoffs.

But Ramirez’s hero status in Los Angeles took a hit in May when he was suspended after baseball officials learned that he had been prescribed a fertility drug often used by bodybuilders after they stopped using steroids. When Ramirez was suspended, he issued a statement that appeared to maneuver around his 2003 test results.

“I do want to say one other thing,” Ramirez said. “I’ve taken and passed about 15 drug tests over the past five seasons.”

That five-year period extended back to 2004, which excludes the 2003 test.

Since returning from his suspension, Ramirez has been widely accepted by the home fans. In 48 games this season, he has compiled a .327 average and has hit 11 home runs.

Ortiz, meanwhile, has been in a sharp decline. He had an operation on his wrist last year and missed nearly a third of the season. He started this year in a slump and did not hit his first home run until a month and a half into the season. Since June 1, however, he has hit 12 more home runs.

In 2007, Ortiz said that he used to buy a protein shake in the Dominican Republic when he was younger and did not know if it contained a performance-enhancing drug.

“I don’t do that anymore because they don’t have the approval for that here, so I know that, so I’m off buying things at the GNC back in the Dominican Republic,” Ortiz told The Boston Herald. He added: “I don’t know if I drank something in my youth, not knowing it.”

In February, he said that players who tested positive for steroids should be suspended for an entire season — about 100 games more than the current policy requires for a first offense.

David Waldstein contributing reporting from Boston.

 

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Jim Rice Day

July 29th, 2009

Last night was Jim Rice day at the Fens. This was long over due and a very nice moment. Got to love how 35,000 people get to their seats a half hour early to watch the ceremony. But one of the more touching moments was when Rice took time out to walk over to Nomar, whom he saw giving him a standing ovation and give him a hug.

Then later on in the game, Rice was on the telecast talking about how him and Nomar where great friends (rice was his hitting coach for 5 years) and how he always reminded him of himself. Nomar continues to get praise from most ex-sox players, and from what I can see it is rightfully so.

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I am touched

July 10th, 2009

I just do not understand why companies continue to have rapists (Kobe) as their spokes people instead of stand up guys Like Jon Lester. Look I have cried to many a things, I have cried to Extreme Makeover: Home Edition, I have cried to Love Actually, I have cried when my bother used to beat me up and I have cried when people turn on the lights as some sort of a sick joke in the game “who’s hand”, but I do not believe I have ever gotten anywhere close to emotional during a 30 second commercial. Fucking right Jon Lester, Fucking right.

Jon Lester featured in new Nike Livestrong campaign

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Return of NOMAHHHHHH

July 6th, 2009

 

Well today is a big day for Boston sports. It is the return of the final player to play any part in the 2004 World Series Championship team. I give Nomar a lot of respect. he never wanted to leave, he was in the midst of the Steroid era and clearly (above) on them, so he wanted more than a 4 year 60 Mil deal thus he declined it.  Then, with shock waves heard around the nation newly anointed Theo Epstien traded him for Orlando Cabrera and Doug Mientkiewicz, the rest was history. But Nomar played well for us and today on weei said he was rooting for the sox during the 2004 WS run and will always be a fan.

Tonight the Fenway Faithful with show respect and honor to a once great baseball player with a Standing Ovation, and I will stand with them.

By the way his numbers on the SAWX were fantastic

Year Age Team Lg G AB R H 2B 3B HR RBI SB CS BB SO AVG OBP SLG OPS+ TB SH SF IBB HBP GDP
1996 22 Boston AL 24 87 11 21 2 3 4 16 5 0 4 14 .241 .272 .471 83 41 1 1 0 0 0
1997 23 Boston AL 153 684 122 209 44 11 30 98 22 9 35 92 .306 .342 .534 123 365 2 7 2 6 9
1998 24 Boston AL 143 604 111 195 37 8 35 122 12 6 33 62 .323 .362 .584 140 353 0 7 1 8 20
1999 25 Boston AL 135 532 103 190 42 4 27 104 14 3 51 39 .357 .418 .603 153 321 0 4 7 8 11
2000 26 Boston AL 140 529 104 197 51 3 21 96 5 2 61 50 .372 .434 .599 155 317 0 7 20 2 8
2001 27 Boston AL 21 83 13 24 3 0 4 8 0 1 7 9 .289 .352 .470 113 39 0 0 0 1 1
2002 28 Boston AL 156 635 101 197 56 5 24 120 5 2 41 63 .310 .352 .528 127 335 0 11 4 6 17
2003 29 Boston AL 156 658 120 198 37 13 28 105 19 5 39 61 .301 .345 .524 121 345 1 10 1 11 10
2004 30 BOS/CHC AL/NL 81 321 52 99 21 3 9 41 4 1 24 30 .308 .365 .477 113 153 1 2 2 6 10

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Hockey is all White

June 29th, 2009

it is kind of sad but this video is somewhat true. It is by Ryan Parker and called “Black Guys Don’t Play Hockey,” .

 

After finding his site I found this other song called “the two A-Rods” which is just fantastic.

“And when Roger or Red Sox come looking for them,
They both seem to know how to choke,”

 

Great line, just a great line

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