Would you play a game of who’s hand is that with Russel and Britney. I mean obviously yes, but I would prefer he the his character in forgetting Sarah Marshall. I do not think that is to much to ask. I do love how Britney has totally let go and just decided the best way to go about her mental breakdown last year is to make fun of it… Just wish Kate Hudson would realize she is in the midst of one so she would dump that loser A-Fraud.
When life gives you Lemons, and your Britney Spears, you take those lemons, go buy a bottle of vodka, 7 Vicodins, a bunch of coke and get messed up for two years. Then you look at your fat drugged out self in the mirror, have a manic depression attack, shave your head and then realize…
Wait, I am Britney F-ing Spears. I need 4 months in the gym and I will be back. I know Britney has been in a few video’s and a couple magazine ads, but those all involve touch up’s and shit like that…
So this is the official Britney comming out party.
and for the record:
I would when she was 18 and “oop’s I did it again”
I 100% would when she was asking me to “Give me more” (editors note – She was all cracked out here, so she was probably crazy)
I would when she came out with Circus
I would on Letterman, like on…the….set…..of…Letterman
Ok, just so everyone knows we are not a smut peddling web site. Sure, from time to time we talk about subjects such as, but not limited to Erotic afficiation, smut, porn, hangman’s, just the tip, who’s hand is that?, and of course the use of a spotter. But our goal in all of this is to provide the public with knowledge of these subjects.
I forgot what I was writing about………….. oh Yeah, so obviously I want to post the NSFW pictures of Britney in 2008 with her boobies out and about, but if I do that we run the risk of becoming a smut site and then companies begin to block us. As such I am just going to link you to them.. They are awful, she looks like crap, her hair is fake… I am in love…
Unbelievable, just when you think Lindsay is down and out she decides to one up Sam and Britney. How dare Brit try to steal headlines while Lins and Sam are in the midst of a terribly traumatic break-up. and how do you get back at your ex and Brit, by banging every dude out there. and how do you do that, well by joining e-harmony of course. It related news I just signed up and sent her a message, I think she is in NYC right now, so you never know…
Britney Spears is crazy. Apparently at last night concert in Vancouver Britney left the stage after 3 songs and went back into the dressing room because she wannted to bang K-Fed she smelt marijuana.. Umm Brit, it is a concert, people smoke weed, take Ecstasy and have sex in the bathroom (please note SLT does not condone any of these activities.)
(She) left the stage dark and empty from about 8:30 p.m. until 9:05 p.m.; at about 8:45 p.m., a PA announcer told the crowd: “It’s become uncomfortable and unsafe for the performers, including Ms. Spears. The show will resume as soon as the air around the stage is clear. The performance will not proceed until the air clears.”
She returned to finish her set, but not before imparting a few words of wisdom to those in attendance: “Thank you Vancouver. Drive safe, don’t smoke weed and rock out with your cock out. Peace out mother fuckers!”
I got to tell you Britney can lose weight, she can look hot again but she is stuff F-ing crazy. On that note, I, like Britney, would like to spread some holiday cheer to everyone and wish you a Merry Christmas, hell I will even throw in a Happy New Year.
Anyway this was last night in DC. 50 second mark..
So Britney is now on a national tour for her new album Circus. Anyway there is a video floating around of some of the rehearsal practice and I got to tell you if you are not all hot and bothered after this, well then you were all hot and bother after the footloose video. Either way I have successfully gotten you all hot and bothered.
Dam this girl is fine again.. To bad K-Fed has an eating disorder