oh boy oh boy, god himself is about to take the field again, and he is doing so with a chip on his shoulder. The last time Tom Brady threw a football was 11 months ago and he is ready to take the league by storm once again. I am not saying he throws for 49 TD’s again this year, more like 42, but you just never know how good he will be. All signs in the 21 practices they have had this year show he is fully recovered.
When I ask him if he still feels the need to prove himself, he says, “Yeah, certainly, certainly,” then follows it with this: “Because nobody cares—I mean, at least I don’t—about what happened two years ago in my career. It’s great that we won the Super Bowls—hey, I’ll show you the rings. But get over it. Move on. Move on.” So I paraphrase: Live life in the present tense, right? “Hell yeah,” Tom Brady says, not softly at all.
If football was a game of chess then Tom Brady gave a way his next 5 moves yesterday. Look at the guy, stick that chest out you god of football. EVERYONE knows you are back and everyone just shit a brick. THATS DONE
Do me a favor Tom, go home and bang your hot ass wife.
So super sperm man did as the video below states and “didn’t pull out”, and his super sperm went into super hot Gisele Bundchen, the result is, well, jesus. Do you think every GM in the NFL is already positioning themselves to have the first pick in the NFL Draft in 2031?
From People:
Gisele Bündchen Is Pregnant
By Charlotte Triggs and Peter Mikelbank
Originally posted Friday June 19, 2009 11:00 AM EDT
Gisele Bündchen on June 17Photo by: Fama News / Abaca
Gisele Bündchen is expecting and “ecstatic,” sources tell PEOPLE. She is due early next year.
Speculation has grown since pictures showing the supermodel in Brazil this week surfaced showing what seems to be a perceptible bump. Bündchen and New England Patriots quarterback husband Tom Brady were married twice this Spring – first in a ceremony in Los Angeles Feb. 26, then exchanging vows before friends in early April at Bündchen’s Costa Rica home.
“Gisele will be an excellent mother,” a source tells PEOPLE. “She’s always wanted kids.” Reps for Bündchen reached by PEOPLE for confirmation refused to comment.
“Family is everything,” Bündchen, who turns 29 next month, told PEOPLE last month. “I think family is the base to everything. I think that is one of the things I’m most grateful for. I have a lot to be grateful for but I think that’s definitely number one.”
Another source close to the couple says, “You know Gisele and Tom are just enjoying themselves, being married and just doing their thing … Gisele has been talking about it with friends. She says she’s ready for a family.”
This is her first child; Brady has a son, John, with ex-girlfriend Bridget Moynahan.
Tom Brady and Gisele Bundchen caused quite a splash at Community Boating Inc. on Beacon Hill the other day when the New England Patriots QB/QT flipped his rented kayak and had to be fished out of the Charles River! “They got wet,” said someone Who Was there. “But they seemed to have a great time.”
Oh sorry just got back from waterboarding myself and doing the hangman at SLTHQ while thinking about Brady…
But do you think Parcel’s just called Mike Tannenbaum (Jets GM) & Russ Brandon (Bills Gm) to get a three way waterboarding session going after hearing this news.. What does everyone think? Welker and moss have been there for 2 years now, know the system and know the players. I can only assume they want it more now.. Also just in case you did not hear, Brady called this the “halftime of his career” and wants to play until 41…so 10 more years.
Hey, my knee feels great. They just worked through the routes, and Brady wondered, When we run this play against Buffalo, how will the defense respond?
“Come on!” Moss said before Brady called the last of the 25 or so plays they ran. “Make this a hard one!”
Moss likes to be challenged, and he’s one of the best in the game at reading his quarterback’s subtle signals. Moss showed that in the fourth quarter of Super Bowl XLII when, after seeing a simple nod from Brady, he adjusted his route, cut inside the cornerback and caught a six-yard touchdown pass to put the Patriots up 14-10 over the Giants. This time Brady called one of the new plays with a hand signal; to further test Moss, he quick-snapped and backpedaled, seeing if his receivers would figure out what to do.
Moss guessed wrong, walking off the line of scrimmage confused. “What are you doing?” Brady yelled.
“I don’t know,” Moss said. “What [play] is it?”
Brady called out the name, then said, triumphantly, “I’m going home! I got Moss today! I got you!”
Even Moss had to laugh.
Brady said he learned muchabout himself during his forced layoff. “When I was playing every week, I bitched about the little things,” he said. “Like, God, we’ve got to go outside today? It’s raining! Or, why is Bill dunking the ball in soap? Or, why do we have a meeting at 7:30 to talk about everything we’ve already talked about. Geez!
“Then, when you’re not playing, you realize you would [gladly] do any of that — whatever they wanted me to do. I saw the guys in the locker room, mid-November; I was doing rehab, and they were at the point of the season when things had slowed down, and they were bitching. I said, ‘Come on, guys! It’s football!’ Mentally, they needed a break, but I said, ‘Quit complaining!’ “
Brady drew an analogy based on his parenting experience with 21-month-old Jack. “I don’t see him every day” — Brady shares custody with former girlfriend Bridget Moynahan — “and we play when I change his diaper: lifting his leg up, playing with his toes, biting his feet. There’s this different appreciation. If you had him every day, you’d go, Let’s just get this done. But when you get him, say, one week a month, you’re like, This is so cool!
I feel like every NFL team just put the Jaws theme song on their radio, all at once. I am scared for them, very very scared. Not sure if anyone remembers but the last time him and Moss where together they went 18-1.
So, obviously Gisele has given him enough “Physical Therapy” to get him back to 100% (by that I mean sex). Anyway he joins Patriots mini-camp today with “NO-Restrictions” He is back baby!!.. Moss/Welker/Brady and 5 returning O-Linemen… NFL Watch OUT
Get ready, NFL. Tom Brady is back. And if all the indications from this spring are correct, the new Brady should be pretty close, if not identical, to the old Brady who started the 2008 season with a clean bill of health. According to a source close to Brady, the quarterback has “no restrictions at all” as a result of his reconstructed left knee and is “more than excited” about his progress. Brady tore his ACL and MCL during last season’s opening game and underwent reconstructive surgery Oct. 6. An infection resulted from the surgery, but the infection was quickly contained after follow-up procedures. Brady was able to return his normal rehabilitation schedule within “10 days to two weeks” after the follow-up procedures, the source said. That means the quarterback is roughly six months into the rehab process. “He’s full go,” the source said Tuesday. A second source confirmed that assessment. (Sporting News)
Honestly, I do not know who Rolando Aviles & Yuri Cortez think they are but let me give you a piece of advice, do not mess with Tom Brady’s girl. Clearly Giselle had given an exclusive to some Brazilian magazine for her second wedding photo’s thus you can not hide in bushes and try to get your own shots. Obviously Brady will just put a cap in your ass, from NYpost:
Just moments after they talked their way out of an argument with Brady’s irate buddies and hired goons, a bul let smashed through the rear window of the SUV and then through the front windshield, just missing the heads of the two fleeing photo journalists on Saturday night, they said.
“Thank God I’m all right. At that moment, I thought I was going to die,” lensman Rolando Aviles told The Post.”The bullet went between us, missing our heads,” Aviles said. “If the bullet been a little more to the left or right, it would have killed one of us. “I said, ‘They’re going to kill us,’ and that’s when I hunched down to cover myself.” “When the glass broke, that’s when my friend started driving really fast.”
On a side note it looks like the cover story from the Post is just one big Gotcha! as there was no shooting, no one was taken to jail and really nothing happened.. So nice work on the due diligence guys, someone is getting fired.
French news agency Agence France-Presse reported that one of its photographers claimed a bodyguard for Gisele shot at his car after he refused to give up his camera, while an Al Dia snapper who was in the same car filed a police complaint.
However the claims were denied by Tom’s camp.
“I have no knowledge of the events being described,” Don Yee, Tom’s agent, said. “Additionally, security personnel have reported they do not have any knowledge of such an event. Given this, I have no other comment.”
I am going with 1 or 2 options, the french dudes backed up into a tree after they were chased off the grounds or someone threw a rock at the car.. that is it, no shots fired. I also like how the Post calls Brady’s security guards goones.. I am going to guess that page 37 tomorrow will have a small retraction blurb. idiots. Also isn’t it in your legal to defend yourself on your own property? I would think if shots actually were fired they may have been in their legal rights to do so.
The NYdaily news just reported it happened with out being such flat out a holes like the post.
Anyway, the only reason for this post is so I could put up the greatest Youtube clip ever.
