This dude just continues to amaze me. Whether it taking 12 shots to hit a hole in, well, 12 on the 72 hole of a fake movie or hitting on a chick in the middle of a pro-am, Kevin Costner always brings his A game. I mean after he hits a shot, which we all presume is on the green, he turns around to talk to some “Very Intelligent” cougar and drops his room number..
I applaud you KC. I stand up and applaud.
I think these ads Tiger Woods 2010 are hilarious. I find both Tiger and Scott Van Pelt highly entertaining. If you allow me to get my geek on, there HAS to be a code to play as SVP right? I mean, why would there NOT be?
What is Par Mates you ask? Well, Walters Golf (whatever the hell that is) is offering “extremely attractive and outgoing young ladies / girl caddies that will keep the golfers company during their round…”. for $225.
The services include:
help with course arrangements like orientation, introduction to course personnel, call in food and beverage orders, maintaining scorecards, shopping assistance in the golf shop and other services designed to replicate the five-star assistance provided by major hotel staff. They’ll even repair divots, fix ball marks, clean balls, clean clubs and help with yardage, ball flight and obstacles. Additionally they will serve as your personal hostesses during the round to eliminate any hassles or drudgeries and make the experience more pleasant, enjoyable and fun.
Really? REALLY? That’s their service? It’s Vegas… if these aren’t just straight prostitutes than there are a shit load of dissapointed golfers in Vegas right now.
Thanks to SLT loyalist Jebba for the tip.