Some Loose Thoughts

As most Jets fans were, I was psyched to watch Mike T and the boys wheel and deal all off season long. Here’s how I was feeling about 3 of our key off-season acquisitions.

The Smoker

The acquisition of Santonio Holmes was troubling to some. But I like him. He smokes weed, wins Superbowl MVPs and like myself, has no clue why the fuck you need to remove your head phones as your flight taxis across the run way. He’ll miss the first 4 games, but I can deal with it. Especially for the minuscule price of a 5th round pick. My gut says you’ll still see him grab 6-700 receiving yards this year. That’s right, your man Money said it.

The Nympho

Antonio Cromartie can impregnate the world for all I care. In fact how could you not be impressed by the guy’s sexual prowess? 7 kids 6 women, 5 states? I mean, I’m speechless. The guy has poor judgement and super sperm; what can you do? But Woody is paying him to lock down receivers not keep his dick in his pants. I have to say Woody Johnson has impeccable taste. Acquire a star player and give him an advance on his salary so he can pay his overdue child support. That’s class. Cromartie ends up with 65 tackles 3 sacks and 5 interceptions in 2010. Get at me.

The D-bag

Mr. Jason Taylor (Of Dancing with the Stars fame) has been a nemesis of Gang Green since he came into the league 13 years ago. And for good reason. The guy has been sacking Jet Quarterbacks for as long as I can remember. But now he’s one of us. At first I was pleased to have a legitimate edge rusher on our number one ranked defense. But then he goes and says this fucking horseshit “”I still love Miami” and prior to that, “It’s like chasing a girl that doesn’t want to date you anymore.” Cringe, gag, vomit. Call the fucking wahmbulance. No one is saying you shouldn’t be upset. In fact, the Dolphins as an organization should be embarrassed for the way they handled this. But really Jason? this is the way you want to start your tenure here? With a fan base that already despises you? He’ll have half of the 12 sacks Sexy Rexy promised but I hope he gets booed until we grab a 1st round bye and home-field advantage throughout the 2010 playoffs.

Just a few thoughts for that ass. In other related news, Mark Sanchez may be the son of Zeus.

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So with the Baseball season now being over for a few days and the talk of the world is now where which free agent is going where I figured it would be time for us to take a step back from the Hot Stove talk for a bit. We will let it simmer for a little while and come back in a few months. So now will begin, in completely random intervals, Hurricane’s Hockey Talk.

I know everyone has been waiting for it since the season is 2 weeks old, but I need to get a feel for the league before I start commenting. As such I will post the 2009-2010 inagrual post at some point in the future.

But in anticipation I bring you the single greatest shot in little dudes 1 on 1 hockey.

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