OK, so seriously, apparently during the latest break in at LiLO’s place a sex tape was taken.. Who is the partner? I do not really care.. Could be ronson, some other chick, a few dudes, some self erotic asphyxiation or fucking beetlejuice from the Stern show, I do not give a dam.. You find me the video you get the following:
I’ve learned the real reason Lindsay Lohan is so upset about the theft of the safe from her L.A. house is the contents included some very incriminating videos and photos, plus legal documents, that LiLo believes could cause embarrassment if made public.
So I have been from time to time playing the game of would you. Past guest apperances where from the semi-attractive girl in the video’s on college humor, I am sure I have put Gisele in there, maybe some other girls and I just can not remember, so now we have a category for it. Thats right, we are taking this roller coaster of a blog to a new god dam level.
Over under on how many until I wouldn’t? 24 1/2 posts
I will let Eminem sum it up best
But Lindsay please come back to seeing men
Samantha’s a 2, You’re practically a 10
I know you want me girl,
In fact I see your grin
Lohan is in Paris, according to multiple sources, talking to the House of Emanuel Ungaro about signing on as a “creative consultant” for the fashion line. But the current head designer of Ungaro, Esteban Cortazar, is not greeting the rehabbed starlet with open arms.
“Esteban is threatening to leave the company if they bring Lindsay on as a consultant,” said a fashion insider. “It has been a revolving door of designers there and if he leaves, his team will go with him.”
Meanwhile, Lohan has more big plans while she’s in Europe. Our tipsters tell us the addled actress is planning a stop off in London to meet up with ex-lover Samantha Ronson. “Sam and Lindsay are sort of back together,” said our snitch. “She has been living at Sam’s house in LA.”
Unbelievable, just when you think Lindsay is down and out she decides to one up Sam and Britney. How dare Brit try to steal headlines while Lins and Sam are in the midst of a terribly traumatic break-up. and how do you get back at your ex and Brit, by banging every dude out there. and how do you do that, well by joining e-harmony of course. It related news I just signed up and sent her a message, I think she is in NYC right now, so you never know…
