Some Loose Thoughts

As most Jets fans were, I was psyched to watch Mike T and the boys wheel and deal all off season long. Here’s how I was feeling about 3 of our key off-season acquisitions.

The Smoker

The acquisition of Santonio Holmes was troubling to some. But I like him. He smokes weed, wins Superbowl MVPs and like myself, has no clue why the fuck you need to remove your head phones as your flight taxis across the run way. He’ll miss the first 4 games, but I can deal with it. Especially for the minuscule price of a 5th round pick. My gut says you’ll still see him grab 6-700 receiving yards this year. That’s right, your man Money said it.

The Nympho

Antonio Cromartie can impregnate the world for all I care. In fact how could you not be impressed by the guy’s sexual prowess? 7 kids 6 women, 5 states? I mean, I’m speechless. The guy has poor judgement and super sperm; what can you do? But Woody is paying him to lock down receivers not keep his dick in his pants. I have to say Woody Johnson has impeccable taste. Acquire a star player and give him an advance on his salary so he can pay his overdue child support. That’s class. Cromartie ends up with 65 tackles 3 sacks and 5 interceptions in 2010. Get at me.

The D-bag

Mr. Jason Taylor (Of Dancing with the Stars fame) has been a nemesis of Gang Green since he came into the league 13 years ago. And for good reason. The guy has been sacking Jet Quarterbacks for as long as I can remember. But now he’s one of us. At first I was pleased to have a legitimate edge rusher on our number one ranked defense. But then he goes and says this fucking horseshit “”I still love Miami” and prior to that, “It’s like chasing a girl that doesn’t want to date you anymore.” Cringe, gag, vomit. Call the fucking wahmbulance. No one is saying you shouldn’t be upset. In fact, the Dolphins as an organization should be embarrassed for the way they handled this. But really Jason? this is the way you want to start your tenure here? With a fan base that already despises you? He’ll have half of the 12 sacks Sexy Rexy promised but I hope he gets booed until we grab a 1st round bye and home-field advantage throughout the 2010 playoffs.

Just a few thoughts for that ass. In other related news, Mark Sanchez may be the son of Zeus.

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See everyone always talks about the “Red Sox nation”, but to be honest with you we are one city, we are 1 New England. This is the difference between NY teams and Boston teams. i do not see A-Roid, Jeter, Mark Sanchez & Steve Avery getting stage at a concert together. But what you do see is Kenny Chesney bringing Tedy Bruschi, Mike Vrabel, Mike Timlin, Tim Wakefield and Jacoby Ellsbury on stage at a recent Gillete Stadium concert, and the place went bananas. hell I do not even see A-Fraud inviting any of his team mates out to clubs with him. He saves that for beat up 5 years past their prime celebritie girls.

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It is amazing how things seem to fall like domino’s. Mark Sachez, who was celebrated in April when the draft occured, signed a 50 million dollar contract and did a photo shoot for GQ, in which he got the women in the photo’s with him. Oh but how qickly they fall. Now, the A-Hole of the NHL is canoodling with his girl and he is no where to be seen.. Well played.

NY Post -  HILARY Rhoda isn’t just a football fan — she’s also a hockey fan. Having dated new Jet QB Marc Sanchez (after posing with him in GQ and helping him celebrate his $50 million contract), the curvy brunette looked very cozy with Ranger Sean Avery last night at Brother Jimmy’s in Murray Hill. “They were doing shots of Jack Daniels and Patron, and she had her hands on his arm as they canoodled at the corner of the bar,” said our spy. “Sanchez was nowhere to be found.”

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Hey NY, welcome your 50 million dollar man, who can’t throw an open pass to an open reciever.. Good luck with that Mr. Rex Ryan..

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