Some Loose Thoughts

You know what I hate more than anything is when someone or something ends and you do not have the ability to get to give it the well deserved standing ovation that is heartfelt and very very emotional. You know, the one that Vikings fans will give to Farve after week 15, 16 & 17 only for him to come back the following year.

Anyway but the Standing O non of us will be able to give is to the farewell of the greatest show ever known to man; of course I am speaking to American Idol. As all of you probably know the pill popping sensation Paul Abdul left Idol because while Simon, Jackson & Seacrest were getting bajillions of dollars she was only offered a 5 million dollar contract and told them to piss off. She figured the show would just not be the same with out her constant withdrawals and spitting on Jackson and the producers would come around.

Well you know she was right, the show will not be the same. We all watched in anticipation for her to go into one of her Oxicodine rants that made little sense but that we all knew was from the heart and very nice. My favorite parts would be when she would start shaking uncontrollably because she was trying to figure out a way to tell some one they suck but still be nice and tactful.

So whatever, she is gone and I was still going to watch. I knew they would have special quests such as Posh, Katy Perry and some of the J-Bro’s and I was ok with this. it would not be the same but it would still be entertaining. Now they fucking bring in Ellen De God Dam Genreres to fucking be the 4th Judge for ever. What in the hell where they thinking. She literally sucks so much as a person and a lesbian that I would not even want to see her with another woman naked and doing weird shit with each other. She sucks so much. I am pretty sure her only fans are 38 year old housewives who sit at home during the day and get off to the thoughts of their lesbian experiences when they where in college and experimenting. I just do not know what they were going for, I get they wanted to have someone who is always going to be nice but they really dropped the ball on this one.

So I say goodbye forever to you, my favorite show since 90210 (original), you will forever be in my heart.

(editors note: Hurricane is contractually obligated to watch this show and make his comments and predictions, please stay tuned for a riveting season 9 running commentary)

American Idol American Idol, Elen Degeneres, Kara DioGuardi, Paula Abdul, Randy Jackson, Simon Cowell

I am not really here to tell everyone how I said Allison was gone and how it would be an all boys final. Well 2 boys and one mis-guided man who dresses up as a women and makes out with trannys (not that there is anything wrong with that).

I am here to say WTF Paula. That was your song, that was your dance, that was your performance. I figure she is doing this because she is in the last year of her contract and I mean everyone likes Kara better so she is probably out.  So why not use America’s biggest music stage to promote her new single/album, but it was sooooo bad.   If Simon could judge her he would have said something to the affect of “It was like trying to spread frozen cream cheese onto a cold bagel, just hard and painful in every way”, to which Michael Scott  would say “that’s what she said”.

My favorite line in the 100% top 100 billboard song is “I’m not here for romance, I’m just here to dance, I’m just here for the music” ummm, ok.. But then again I will probably have this on my IPhone play-list  ”top 2009 hits” with-in a week.

Also – Is there any doubt she is lip syncing? She is being tossed and flipped and crap.. So upset right now. I can not do any more work.

American Idol Paula Abdul, Simon Cowell