I got it in the can last night, and personally I loved every second of it. I even licked the top after!
This is a really good commercial that will 100% never seen the light of day on TV because, well, there is no really good explanation. The exec’s at these firms have no basis for what they ban and what they allow..
You want to know the major difference between Arthur and I, it is actually quite simple. Arthur comes into the office and reads these other blogs about Yankees this and Yankees that and then posts his thoughts, I on the other hand, come in hammered and start looking for the weird and abnormal, and today we found it. I present to you Steve from Britain’s X-Factor who has a cock that would make the dude in hung feel tiny.. Also settle down there Dannii Minogue, obviously she has not taken part in the Who’s Hand is That recently at the SLTHQ.
Also where did Steve’s daughters come from? You think that wiener he’s got get’s him any chick he wants? because obviously they do not have his looks..
So for all of you New Yorkers who read this then you probably know, but for our international readers this may be an interesting story, but probably one you see every day. The new Standard hotel in the Meat Packing District is now a Porn Hub. The new all glass hotel has become a place for exhibitionists to strut their stuff. I am not sure what the problem is here? At the current SLTHQ Arthur and I check out naked chicks all the time, be it through our Hubble telescope or just looking at each other. To be able to walk down the street and see naked girls making out and NOT have to pay.. Well we are all for it, although we prefer mor T & A and less wee wee’s(comments on the below story via link are amazing)
A few updates:
- SLTHQ is now on the highline
- SLT will be live bloggin on saturday night at 11:30pm
Note to parents strolling the High Line: Don’t let your kids look up.
The Meatpacking District’s newly opened, much-touted urban park along an elevated, former railroad trestle has unwittingly turned into a peep show near The Standard hotel, as randy hotel guests perform sex acts in front of floor-to-ceiling hotel windows.
Disgusted neighbors say they’ve seen men masturbating, professional porn films being shot and couples engaging in sex in full view of the stunning High Line park path running alongside.
I got to tell you, if I am going to go early I want to die from sexual exhaustion. Your trying to tell me this sea lion did not die with a smile on his face..PA-LEASE. He is like the Wilt Chamberlain of Sea Lions, banging bitches everywhere.
By Allan Hall
A male sea lion on has died of exhaustion after a marathon mating session at an zoo in Germany.
The mammal, named Mike who was originally from California, was already a father of 12.
He passed away yesterday after an extended session with the females at the park in Nuremberg proved too much for his heart.
Mike – described as ‘good-natured’ by the zoo – had mated repeatedly with females Farah, Tiffy and Soda.
A sea lion in California. Mike, originally also from the U.S. state, had mated repeatedly with females Farah, Tiffy and Soda at a German zoo
The park said in a statement that the 550lb mammal began showing tiredness around midday: ‘Mike could no longer get out of the pool and was brought ashore by staff.
‘The extremely weakened animal was treated by a vet but died from acute heart failure around 3:30 pm.
‘Mating season is a common time for fatalities when bulls often stop eating for days to devote themselves fully to mating.
‘For sea lion bulls with a harem this is the most exhausting time.
‘He will be remembered fondly by visitors of the animal park for his appearances during shows in the dolphinarium where he had close contact with the dolphins,’ added the statement.
Mike’s 12 children can be found in zoos all over Europe, from Berlin to Spain to the Netherlands, the zoo said.
He was 19 – two years older than the average life expectancy of a sea lion in captivity
This is a great video, and since Fathers day is upon us I figure it is appropriate.
See now this is how marketing should be done. Funny commercials that you can laugh at. The first commercial is by far the worst, which the third being boarder line inappropriate. Anyway I call the winner #2, seductive, hot chick and a funny and disgusting ending.. Well done my fine friends at a cheap furniture store, well done.
I love TV. I mean yes these women are in little clothes but it is no worse than a Victoria Secrets comercial.
I would tend to agree with PETA on this:
“Studies Show Vegetarians Have Better Sex,” shows lingerie-clad stunners getting “intimate” with vegetables. One shot depicts an actress “rubbing [her] pelvic region with pumpkin.” Says a PETA rep: “PETA’s veggie ads are locked out, while ads for fried chicken and burgers are allowed, even though these foods make Americans fat, sick and boring in bed.”"
I would tend to agree that you have more fun (with a parner) in bed using say a banana rather than a double whopper.
Depending on your job the below video may or may not be NSFW. I mean I watched at my desk, but hey that’s just me.