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Let’s Go Yanks

May 21st, 2010

Besides the Slap Bet I have with Money, I don’t really care that much about this weekends series against the Mets. Just another forced rivalry to sell tickets and ad spots. I’m fine wit hit, I just don’t get too excited.

With that said, I didn’t want Money’s “Mets fans are suffering REAL fans” post as the lead item all weekend so… Let’s Go Yanks.

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Yankees v Mets – Slap Bet

May 21st, 2010

Today marks the first day of the first Subway Series of the 2010 series. As you may have mentioned, SLT took on a new blogger (Money)… and unfortunately he is a Mets fan. I really need to review credentials in more detail moving forward. Nonetheless, the Yankees are in a slump having just got swept in a 2 game series with the best team in the majors and a horrible splits with the SAWX. Down the 7 train, the Mets are… well… the Mets are the Mets. They suck.

With that said, I would like to propose a bet with Money. This is what I’m thinking:


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If the Yankees win I get 5 slaps anywhere/anytime for eternity and vice versa.

So what do you think Money? You in?

***UPDATE*** By “anywhere” I meant any place… not like any location for the slap. You guys are freaks.

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How Does Marcus Thames’ Ass Taste?

May 18th, 2010

Let me start this by saying that I think the Red Sox will be back to the top of the AL East come July/August.  But I still thoroughly enjoy seeing them be nothing but mediocre and all this “sabermetrics” bullshit go down the tubes.

Also, Papelbon had like 19 straight saves before going into last night so I won’t say he “sucks” but it was still amazing seeing him get ROCKED last night.  To quote the uber-douche Shaq “Hey Papelbon?  How does A-Rod’s and Thames’ ass taste?”.

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1 Down… 100+ To GO

April 7th, 2010

The Yankees won their first game of the season last night and the best part, for me, was Joba’s performance in the 8th inning.  That was vintage Joba and shows why he can be such dangerous pitcher.  I literally messed myself after those two sliders he threw to Drew.

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Phuck You Phillies

October 26th, 2009

You haven’t heard much from me about the Yankees because I didn’t want to talk about anything that was so orgasmically special. The World Series starts this Wednesday and the Yankees are playing the Phillies. Here are two videos that came out after the Phillies won the NLCS. Keep in mind that the Phillies won the World Series last year. Come on idiots, act like you’ve been there before:

hahaha… ok. This one is awesome.

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Bizzaro World?

October 15th, 2009

I really hope 2009 is not Bizzaro World for MLB AL Playoffs. I mean the Red Sox ALWAYS dominated the Angels and this year three ANGELS made the SAWX look like and NL team. And the Yankees have always gotten smoked by LA, so lets hope the reverse does not happen tomorrow.

Lets Go DODGERS.

Thanks El Nino for the Video

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Yankees Win Division/Home Field Advantage

September 28th, 2009

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Yesterday, the Yankees completed a sweep of the Boston Red Sox and clinched not only the AL East but home field advantage throughout the playoffs.  That and a quarter can get you a rub and tug in Thailand.  While you would rather have home field advantage than not, if the Yankees do not make the World Series it means as much as a bag of crap on your doorstep.  Everyone is saying the right things in the clubhouse but the only thing to do now is take the long division series, put Joba in the bullpen for the ALDS, set up the rotation and win.

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Yankees Win. Make Playoffs. Don’t Celebrate.

September 23rd, 2009

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Last night the Yankees beat the Angels in the 9th inning and the win couldn’t have been better.  It has nothing to do with the win clinching at least the Wild Card spot for this year’s playoffs, making it 14 out of the past 15 years that the Yankees have made the playoffs.   It is the WAY they beat the Angels.  With HUUUUUUUUGHES striking out Hunter and Vlad to keep the game tied in the 8th, then Brett Gardner getting on base, stealing, moving over on a sac bunt then scoring on a sac fly.  Small ball baseball that will be needed in October.

I’m also glad they acted as business as usual after clinching the playoffs.  It isn’t anything to celebrate.  Winning the division, making the World Series and winning said World Series are what we need to be celebrating.  Hopefully we will be.

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Jeter for MVP?

September 1st, 2009

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Interesting post from Pete Abraham of the LoHud Yankees Blog where he questions whether Joe Mauer actually has the MVP locked up. Joe Mauer will win it but Pete makes a good point. If someone mentions a Yankee for MVP it has been Tex… but Jeter should 100% be in the talk. MVP is a meaningless award and I could care less if Jeter wins it or what have you, but it he should be included in the convo:

Mauer:

  • Avg: .368
  • HR: 26
  • RBI: 80
  • OBP: .436
  • SLG: .615

Jeter:

  • Avg: .334
  • HR: 17
  • RBI: 60
  • OBP: .398
  • SLG: .482

As you can see, Mauer has better numbers and should win it but Jeter needs to be included in the conversation.  The fact that Jeter has lead his team (.371 Average since July 1) to the best record in the majors isn’t a bad thing either.  Where are all those idiot Boston fans that say Jeter sucks and is old and shouldn’t be a starter?

FYI, here are Teixeira’s numbers:

Tex:

  • Avg: .283
  • HR: 32
  • RBI: 101
  • OBP: .380
  • SLG: .545

Nothing matters but a World Series win and with Andy Pettite almost pitching a perfect game (screw you Hairston!… not really) last night the Yankees are looking strong heading into September.

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Wah Boston Fans…

August 24th, 2009

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Why is it that whenever the Beckett loses Boston fans have to come up with some excuse?  Beckett is a great pitcher but every pitcher loses.  His last start it was because Beckett and Victor Martinez weren’t “flowing” and now last night it was because he is injured.  Deal with it Boston fans.

Also, what’s the deal with all this talk lately about pitchers not throwing good games because of their catchers?  First it was Beckett/Martinez then this weekend it was Posada/Burnett.  How much does it actually matter who the catcher is?  I am sure it can affect a pitcher, but that much?  I don’t buy it.  To quote El Capitan (who is playing out of his mind): “It’s up to the pitcher to throw the pitch he wants.”

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